sex? ≫joshler

By stranger0077

212K 9K 5.3K

"Josh, have you ever had sex?" "Sex?" + Or tyler joseph, a high school boy fawning over a hot ass drummer in... More

Arctic monkeys.
sex?
Yeah.
Oreos.
Skin suit.
dræm girl.
Worst rapper.
hoeseph charm.
King without a crown.
meme alert a/n.
Porn mags.
Surprise surprise.
Baby.
Bucket list buddies.
They don't like me.
Date me pls.
Kiddie pool.
Take me out.
420.
Lovely.
Future.
Back from the dead.
Dm's to text messages.
Craptastic car.
Lay it down.
So...
Cheerleader.
Hands.
atm.
bubble tea.
John cena memes r dead.
a question asked swiftly.
It was cute that's all i can say;
meet the author + a huge thankyou.
hbd!!

Purple alien.

12K 406 173
By stranger0077

Tylerislame: i won a purple alien at a carnival today and almost sent it too you.

Tylerislame: but i forgot that i don't have your address.

Tylerislame: oh no. Here come the Vietnam war flashbacks.

Tylerislame: i'm crying at 3 am.

Tylerislame: my dog just ate my purple alien josh. My dog killed my only friend.

Joshdrumz: your dog sounds like Brendon Urie.

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So i kinda really wanted to do this for a long time.
But if it sucks ass, I'll delete it.
Loser-
Avery :p

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