Harry: Dear Mr. Whoever The Fuck I Slept With, my name is Harry. two months ago I was at a gay club and I had a one night stand with you. Now I'm pregnant and, surprise, you're the father. I don't really know anything about you besides your number, but I just wanted to let you know you're a daddy. Congratulations.
Louis: this isn't funny niall
Harry: Who the fuck is Niall?
Louis: fine. if you're not Niall, send me a picture of yourself
Louis: just to prove it
Harry: Oh god I can't take selfies...
Harry:
Harry: Satisfied??
Louis: oh my god I remember you !!
Harry: You should, you got me pregnant.
Louis: oh right ya
Louis: um
Louis: I honestly don't know what to say right now
Harry: Just say the first thing that pops into your mind I guess.
Louis: Pepe
Harry: Excuse me?
Louis: SHIT NO FORGET I SAID THAT
Harry: You know what?
Harry: Talk to me when you're going to be serious about this