Catfish (Yoonmin)

By depressothyexpresso

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ChimChim just posted on Instagram I looked at my boyfriends new post and smiled at his picture. I scrolled... More

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By depressothyexpresso

Jiminie🍬: Yoongi I'm stupid! I never thought of this.
Jiminie🍬: why don't we meet? ^.^

Yoongi💀: no

Jiminie🍬: :( Yoongi why?
Jiminie🍬: do you not like me?
Jiminie🍬: do I annoy you?
Jiminie🍬: OMG I ANNOY YOU IM SO SORRY ILL LEAVE

Yoongi💀: Jiminie you don't annoy me
Yoongi💀: and I like you a lot
Yoongi💀: I just think you won't like me

Jiminie🍬: but I like you? I don't understand?

Yoongi💀: the only times I look good are in my pictures
Yoongi💀: and I take them really well...
Yoongi💀: to like impress you
Yoongi💀: I'm scared you won't like me when you see my actual face
Yoongi💀: or my body
Yoongi💀: I look like a pig
Yoongi💀: I'm too big
Yoongi💀: and when I smile my gums show and it's really weird
Yoongi💀: and I can't look people in the eye
Yoongi💀: and the thought of touching another human being makes me sick to my stomach.
Yoongi💀: NOT THAT I WOULDN'T WANT TO TOUCH YOU!!
Yoongi💀: you're different
Yoongi💀: I'm completely and utterly disgusting
Yoongi💀: so yeah
Yoongi💀: that's why

Jiminie🍬: I still don't understand

Yoongi💀: what the fuck do you not understand?

Jiminie🍬: none of that's true ???
Jiminie🍬: you're like really skinny
Jiminie🍬: and your gummy smile is literally the best thing in the world.
Jiminie🍬: and the thought of you getting adorable and shy at me touching you is actually the cutest thing I've ever imagined
Jiminie🍬: you're fucking perfect Yoongi
Jiminie🍬: there isn't one thing I don't like about you
Jiminie🍬: there's one thing I don't like you doing and that's saying all these shitty things about yourself

Yoongi💀: I like you a lot more than I should
Yoongi💀: omg no
Yoongi💀: ignore I said that

Jiminie🍬: no
Jiminie🍬: I like you
Jiminie🍬: way more than I intended to that's for sure

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Idk guys should I have them meet soon?

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