What is my Life?

By Matsukitty

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So, here it is. My life is one I'd never trade for anything. I have a loving family, and many things to be gr... More

Just so we're clear...
Ok, to start off...
Wattpad
Technology
People
SPORE!!!!!!!!
Sleep deprivation
Driving
Well, that's random.
Just add "with your life"
I'm slowly dying.
I'm a klutz
I feel like a Major Nerd
I just don't know
I'm on fire
Uggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
Catchphrases!
My chrome-dome
Mr. Spikes
Drawing!
That Crazy Look
Ritual
Quotes!
Where the Red Fern Grows
Matsu
Stop, Drop, and Panic.
Dreams
Bad Lip Injection
From "Angst" to "Abridged"
Languages
Teens these Days
Surprise Duet
That Was a Bad Idea
Cringe-'Merican
First
Quiz-bowl
#OneWithTheDictionary
Sorry
What's his Name?
That's Canada
First Softball Game!
You Have a Nice Neck
Sleeping in
Remembrance
Second Softball Game
Second Softball Game Pt. 2
Horror Overload
Klutz Quotes
Things you never thought about
Deadpool
Destiel
Cominius
The Perilous Journey
I'm a Baws!
My Voice Teacher
I Need Advice
Bluegrass Camp
Goodbye Internet!
Long Pine Nebraska: Wattpad Documentation; By Matsukitty.
Meet Enzo
Snail Porn
COOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!
Neil Breen
Baby Bird, Then Cat
Have You Ever Looked To The Sky, And Thought "The Pancakes Are Coming For You"?
Murmel
Sorry!
Salvage
Zoolander
O Comic Con.
"Come back, I'll bite your legs off!"
I've reached a new low
Infamous
Exercise
Not as think as you drunk I am
This ain't the "Andy Griffith Show"!
Mass Effect
Pluck-a Leg Hairs On the Border!
Matsukitty's Typical Afternoon.
I'm Basically Blind Right Now
I Need Help
I Can't Think of a Title
On a Pipe Cleaner
Sun-tan
I Am Now A Two-Cat Person
I Am Now A One Cat Person........And the Cat is Basically an Eggplant.
Won't be Around for Much Longer
...
Campfire
Enzo's Doctor Visit
Scared off Sesame Street
Thinking of
Sun glasses
Alone
Everything with Mark in it is hilarious
Shoulder Fondling
Gotta get all the Paper
Found it!
Halp
My Morning
Halp........Again
Pain
DYING!
Academy Day
Sleep, Something I Need More OF
Martin
The Time I Have On My Hands
Ugh, I F*cking Ruined my Sleep Schedule................
Martin pt. 2
I was Played
Today was an Apple Day
Abuela Martinez
Gimme Names!
Alpaca World HD
Ripped Clothing
What do Badass New Glasses Make Me Look Like? Even More of a Nerd.........
I Just Had The Literal Worst Day Ever
F*ck Life
The Pain was Worth It
Detained
Hamburger
Homework
Sims 4
Nail Polish
'Football'
I Would Homework, but...
Random
My Face is in Pain
The Cone of Shame
Everything is Awesome...
What you missed....
Existential Crisis Inducing Artifact
Math. I Hate It....
Cleaning
Restaurant Feel
Sleeping in
Dying, the common occurence
Guess Who's Still Dying? Me!
The Results of Procrastination
I'd Do That, But I Don't Want To
Ho ho ho, homo sapiens!
I'm Still Alive!
Farewell, Blood that was Once in my Body
The Prinxiety is strng with this one
I Need to Stop
My Thoughts At Night
Thanks, @AShruinger
Hah, hah, hah, hah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive

Back to the Academy

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By Matsukitty

Hey, so you know when people are all like "When do you think we should go back to school shopping?" Not my family, because Karina is in High school, and she doesn't allow the word "School", so we have to say academy. People think I'm weird when I say it around them, but I'm already weird, so it doesn't really make a difference.

So, we put Kaymax down. We called Randy, and he came out an put her down. He put a shot euthanasia or whatever it's called, in her leg, and she fell asleep. then he put a shot in her chest, and he described her heartbeat as slowing down to the point where you think it's going to stop, and then it'd speed up. It took three shots. Kaymie was a tough old cat. He also saw Matsu, and said that he would be a good hunting cat, so it looks like there is hope for my eggplant yet.

I kicked my door today. My toes hurt.

     -Matsukitty  

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