Ass Milk

By neptunesstardust

115K 7.4K 4.5K

"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my h... More

Prolouge
i
love
ass
milk,
especially
when
you
realise
it's
a
sexual
innuendo.
but
i
am
infatuated
a
slightly
cold
hearted
gothic
freak,
especially
when
i
realise
i
always
had
a
chance.
it'll
always
be
a
cruel
world
out
there,
but
as
long
as
ass
milk
takes
to
curdle,
love,
whether
it's
straight,
lesbian,
gay,
or
a
combination
of
everything,
will
always
prevail.
|| L O V E ||
|| W I N S ||
The Quiz
Panda Fur: Book Two in the Animal Innuendo Series

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By neptunesstardust

Sending Message...

Hi, it's Charlie, just checking to see if you gave me a legit number.

[several brand new deer drawings later]

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Sending Message...

STOP

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Hello, thank you-

Sending Message...

STOP.

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Hell-

Sending Message...

FOR FUCKING PETE'S SAKE STOP IT. I WILL FUCKING KILL FERNE FOR THIS.

New Message [1]

You got the right number, psycho. It's been fun. Until next time ;)

Sending Message...

What the fuck?

Sending Message...

You're a bastard.

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I don't know why I fucking bothered.

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