"Oh really?"
"I'm being serious."
"So asses have antlers, yeah? Is that what you're saying?"
"Yeah- no. No, that's not what I'm saying."
"Oh?"
"Stop looking so smug, Psycho."
"You thought a deer was an ass. You're pretty fucking dumb."
"You know what Charlie, drop dead."
"Hey, I was kidding-"
"Seeing as I'm fucking dumb, I can't use a pencil. Do your stupid artwork on your own."
"Ferne, c'mon, it's funny-"
"That's why I'm laughing."
"..."
"Go milk an ass. I'm done."
"Ferne look I didn't mean it, I only-"
"Neither do my parents."
"..."
"Just... Just keep fucking silent and maybe this month together will pass quicker."
"..."
"..."
"Ferne?"
"..."
"I'm sorry."
"Whatever."