"Winter: the three month break between a woman and her razor." – Unknown
Dedication: For rosekissed and their enchanting cover above! <3
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"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?"
"Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock."
"Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge."
"I'll take what I can get."
"Why do you sound like a depressed chipmunk?"
"Excuse me, in what way do I sound like a chipmunk?"
"You sound like a preteen who's just hit puberty."
"What, did you get that off some relatable Tumblr post?"
"Aw hun, being butthurt isn't the worst lifestyle to live."
"Can you just get me my stuff?"
"A receptionist doesn't get stuff! A receptionist sits there, answers calls, and looks fabulous. Also, the receptionist only caters to humans, Chipmunk."
"I didn't think anything could be colder than this snow, but I guess I was wrong!"
"I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt."
"Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me."
"Your voice sends chills down my spine."
"Yours gives me frostbite."
"Are we hitting on each other?"
"Stop it, I don't like it."