K u r o o !!!: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU WERENT BOKUTO THIS WHOLE TIME
K u r o o !!!: AND I WAS TEXTING YOU LIKE AN IDIOT THINKING YOU WERE
K u r o o !!!: I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY I FEEL AT THIS VERY MOMENT
Me: you spam text a lot you know
Me: anyway you texted me at times i was busy so i didnt respond
K u r o o !!!: YOU COULDVE TOLD ME LATER ON
Me: okay.. what do you think i'm doing now..
K u r o o !!!: Well then WHO are you?
Me: not Bokuto.
K u r o o !!!: Hello "not Bokuto.", I am Kuroo.
Me: yeah I kinda figured that out by now + its your contact name
K u r o o !!!: Kuroo?
Me: no, "K u r o o !!!"
Me: you said it was that yourself
K u r o o !!!: OYA
K u r o o !!!: NO CHILL NOT BOKUTO
Me: oops?
K u r o o !!!: Can I request a contact name change?
Me: to what?
K u r o o !!!: Britney Spears. I feel that she connects to me on a spiritual level.
Me: are you kidding me.
K u r o o !!!: No, not Bokuto, I am not.
K u r o o !!!: You owe me this anyway for making me feel stupid
Me: pretty sure you did that on your own
K u r o o !!!: WHAT
K u r o o !!!: IF YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT????
Me: okay fine ill do it
K u r o o !!!: REALLY?
Kim Kardashian: COOL
Me: done
Kim Kardashian: YES THIS IS GREAT
Kim Kardashian: I AM BRITNEY
Kim Kardashian: BRITNEY IS ME
Me: actually your Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian: WHAT
Kim Kardashian: STOP CHANGE IT NOW
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Kim Kardashian: HEY NO DONT DO THIS
Kim Kardashian: UGHHH NOT BOKUTO YOURE HORRIBLE
Kim Kardashian: I FEEL WORSE THAN BEFORE
Kim Kardashian: CHANGE MY NAME
Kim Kardashian: PLEASE
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