To: Bastard Number One
Hey, I had a dream about us.
To: Bastard Number One
We were frogs like in The Princess and the Frog movie, right? You heard of that, I think you have.
To: Bastard Number One
Well, what happened is that you had to kiss me and I said "hell nooo" cause I don't want any of those frog lips onto my own bc that's gross
To: Bastard Number One
So you asked for a frog blowjob and I said "heck noooooo"
To: Bastard Number One
8=========D is yours THIS big?
To: Bastard Number One
I think it is, even though I haven't seen it. I SENSE the tingly dick.
To: Bastard Number One
Why are you ignoring me? Is this how you're going to treat your future wife :'( and yes we're going to get married Hikaru, weather you like it or not
To: Bastard Number One
Whether* I think that's how you spell it
To: Bastard Number One
After getting that dream, I was really horny
To: Bastard Number One
Like do frogs even give blowjobs??? That's something I gotta look up later
To: Bastard Number One
If frogs don't get/give blowjobs then sux for them...
From: Bastard Number One
Get off of Rosaline's phone, Spencer :)
read 12:42pm
To: Bastard Number One
Who is this Spencer you speak of?
From: Bastard Number One
The jackass that stole Rosaline's phone. She didn't really have a dream about us as frogs, did she?
read 12:53pm
To: Bastard Number One
You never know ;-)))) maybe she did. Can you imagine? You two getting married and roleplay one night with you two dressed up as frogs, oh doesn't the thought turn you on???
From: Bastard Number One
No. I'm getting really disturbed.
read 1:03pm
To: Bastard Number One
Rosie is in the bathroom taking a shower, and she left her phone unlocked like a little child she is, so I decided to have some fun. Nothing wrong with that.
From: Bastard Number One
You shouldn't go through your sister's messages, though.
read 1:07pm
To: Bastard Number One
I wasn't 'going through' her messages ... I was simply texting one person and that special guy happened to be you. By the way, I really gotta look that shit up later
From: Bastard Number One
Look what up?
read 1:10pm
To: Bastard Number One
If frogs actually give and receive blowjobs, man, get with the program.
To: Bastard Number One
Uh oh ... the little sis saw me on her phone, MISSION ABORT!!
To: Bastard Number One
CALL THE SWAT ARMY OR SOMETHING, SHE'S GONNA KILL MEEEE
From: Bastard Number One
I hope she does :)
read 1:31pm
To: Bastard Number One
HIKARU. I'M SO SORRY. I SWEAR I DIDN'T HAVE A DREAM ABOUT US AS FROGS AND BLOWJOBS AND ALL THAT. I PROMISE. SPENCER TOOK MY PHONE. HE EVEN CHANGED YOUR CONTACT NAME TO "BASTARD NUMBER ONE".
To: Bastard Number One
I'M ALSO NOT HORNY BY THE WAY, LIKE. WHO GETS HORNY OVER FROGS AND SUCH. THAT'S WEIRD. I'M NOT HORNY I SWEAR!!
From: Bastard Number One
I wouldn't mind if you were, honestly.
read 1:42pm
From: Bastard Number One
Wait I didn't mean it like that. Okay ignore the last text!!!
read 1:50pm
To: Bastard Number One
Damn, I didn't know a first year could roll that way. HIKARU HITACHIIN!
From: Bastard Number One
I want to ask you something, Rosaline. Well two questions.
read 2:03pm
To: Bastard Number One
As long it doesn't involve frog dicks and blowjobs, then shoot.
From: Bastard Number One
Well first, can you change my contact name? I don't want you to see my name as a 'bastard' or whatever Spencer changed it into whenever I text or call you.
read 2:09pm
To: Bastard Number One
Why? I think it suits you.
From: Bastard Number One
Rosaline >:(
read 2:11pm
To: The Twin With No Ass
There I changed it back.
From: The Twin With No Ass
Did you really?
read 2:15pm
To: The Twin With No Ass
I swear.
From: The Twin With No Ass
Rosaline...
read 2:19pm
To: Hikaru Hitachiin
Fine. I changed it to something silly but now it's your actual name. I swear!
From: Hikaru Hitachiin
Okay well, I was gonna ask you the other question. It's about that date you and Kaoru went on the other day.
read 2:24pm
To: Hikaru Hitachiin
What about it?
From: Hikaru Hitachiin
Did the date mean anything to you? I'm just curious.
read 2:30pm
To: Hikaru Hitachiin
It wasn't really much. I had fun, but I don't think Kaoru really enjoyed himself.
From: Hikaru Hitachiin
Oh... that's weird. I would've if I was with you.
read 2:32pm
To: Hikaru Hitachiin
Why ask?
From: Hikaru Hitachiin
I was just curious. And I gotta go. Ttyl?
read 2:36pm
To: Hikaru Hitachiin
Okay then, and yeah of course :) bye Hikaru, text me whenever, and I'm sorry again for what my brother did. I'll plan a homicide specifically for him.
From: Hikaru Hitachiin
Don't worry about it Rosaline, lol I'll talk to you soon.
read 2:40pm