Harry: "@y/t/n: bahaha, Harry's the last person I'd want in the delivery room. He'd be completely lost" Harry blushes at the tweet, trends and posts following about how he'd fail to be a decent father and he feels jipped by your words. "@harry_styles: don't worry, I'd probably get lost on the way anyhow" he tweets back and while you aren't tagged in the post, you know it's directed at you.
Liam: "wow @real_liam_payne... knew the obsession was huge but this is much #BabyLiam" you tweet, attached with a picture of Liam dressed in Toy Story costume a few nights ago someone's sent you. Liam flushes at the tweet because it was meant to be a joke, to poke fun at all the fans that thought he was obsessed but you've made it worst and embarrassed him all in one tweet. "I'm not obsessed and I'm not a baby @y/t/n" he tweets back and you know he's upset because everything's spelled right.
Niall: "dawh, look at fetus @nialloffical as the #potatocaptain" you tweet, a picture Maura had sent you is attached of Niall with a yellow cape and he blushes. He hates that photo and now everyone's gushing about how adorable he is and that's embarrassing. "at least I wasn't chocolate milk girl" he tweets back, a picture attached of you surrounded by chocolate milk jugs as a child and a toothy smile.
Louis: '@y/t/n: never trust @Louis_Tomlinson in the kitchen you all, he seriously just burnt the cereal #DontEvenAsk' was your tweet. Louis had spilt cereal under the eyes of the stove and only discovered it after the flames around his teapot had erupted. All of the boys weighed in on the situation only making Louis embarrassment even worse. He would never live the ridicule down.
Zayn: '@y/t/n: @zaynmalik just busted his ass..have a laugh #StillCantDance' you tweet out attaching a short video of your boyfriend trying to make another dancing video but failing miserably. He had been in the middle of a very sexy routine full of body rolls and hip thrusts when the carpet underneath him slipped and he went with it. He watched in horror as the video went viral in moments and everyone was tweeting him to make fun of his coordination, or lack there of.