So, to be weird I took one of those Harry Potter Zodiac signs things.
I got the weirdest results in the history of quizzes ever.
I'm not kidding.
Apparently I'm Nagini, I'm a parseltongue, I'm a professor at Hogwarts, I'm also the Minister of Magic, and I love to eat donuts.
What issss thissss world anymore. *eats a donut*