Jiminnie: TAE
Jiminnie: IM HAVING A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK
Taehyungie: did u see a spider or smth
Taehyungie: smh boi grow up
Jiminnie: Shut the fuck up
Jiminnie: It wasn't a spider okay
Jiminnie: It was far worse
Jiminnie: Or better
Jiminnie: Idk
Taehyungie: jfc just TELL ME
Jiminnie: Hoseok hyung kissed me
Taehyungie: what the fUcK
Jiminnie: On my cheek
Jiminnie: Yoongi hyung was there
Jiminnie: He made Hoseok hyung do it to "annoy" me
Jiminnie: And then they laughed at how embarrassed I got
Taehyungie: well damn
Jiminnie: Yeah
Jiminnie: Today has been a very eventful day
Jiminnie: Oh yeah
Jiminnie: And Yoongi hyung had a few very noticeable hickies on his neck
Taehyungie: TMI U THIRSTY ASS HOE
Jiminnie: IM NOT A THIRSTY ASS HOE
Taehyungie: dUde
Taehyungie: UR SO THIRSTY
Jiminnie: WELL
Jiminnie: IM NOT A HOE
Taehyungie: i guess not
Taehyungie: ur still a virgin, rite???
Jiminnie: Yeah
Jiminnie: I'm not a hoe if I'm a virgin
Taehyungie: and i guess i dont think ur thirsty
Jiminnie: THANK YOU
Taehyungie: ur fucking dehydrated
Jiminnie: (ง •̀_•́)ง fite me bitch
Taehyungie: ily2 bae ♡
Jiminnie: Why is it a transparent heart
Jiminnie: Is your heart really that empty
Jiminnie: OH WAIT
Jiminnie: YOU'RE HEARTLESS
Jiminnie: Ba dum tshh
Jiminnie: I'm so smart :)
Taehyungie: is2g u fukin-
Taehyungie: ❤︎
Taehyungie: r u happy now
Taehyungie: u fuckin thirsty ass hoe
Jiminnie: Stfu
Jiminnie: I have a question
Taehyungie: sHoOt
Jiminnie: Do you think Yoongi hyung and Hoseok hyung would be open to a polyamorous relationship?
Taehyungie: FCUSKSN
Taehyungie: oh my FUCKING god
Taehyungie: i literally spit out my water onto my phone screen holy fuck
Taehyungie: WHAT THE FUCK JIMIN
Jiminnie: Smh
Jiminnie: I'm just curious okay
Jiminnie: Damn
Taehyungie: i mean
Taehyungie: mAybe?????????
Taehyungie: idk fam
Jiminnie: Idk if this is a weird question
Jiminnie: But like
Jiminnie: Nvm
Taehyungie: TELL ME
Taehyungie: U CANT LEAVE ME HANGIN
Jiminnie: Could you maybe get them to like me?
Jiminnie: Omgndjjxsk NVM
Taehyungie: oh
Taehyungie: maybe!!!!!!!
Jiminnie: Really???
Taehyungie: fuck yeahh!
Taehyungie: dis is gon be LIT
Taehyungie: operation get hoseokie / yoongi hyung to like jimin is a go!!!
Jiminnie: THANK YOU
Jiminnie: I LOVE YOU
Taehyungie: thnx
Taehyungie: i lov me too
Taehyungie: ;)
。。。
"Hoseokie, what the hell, how are you so good at this?"
"Oh my fucking god, Taehyung, stop calling him that."
"Seokjin hyung is right," mutters Jimin. "You curse too much."
Yoongi whacks the back of Jimin's head. "Shut up."
"It's a natural God-given talent," Hoseok replies simply. "I'm just naturally good at Jenga."
"Hoseok's good at everything," Yoongi says proudly, ruffling the younger's hair. "Rapping, dancing—"
"Jiminnie's good at dancing, too," Taehyung interjects. "He's really good."
"I bet ten bucks Hoseok is better."
"I bet twenty that Jimin is better."
"Guys," Jimin says, flustered, eyes nervously darting between Yoongi and Taehyung, "is this really necessary—"
"Yes," Yoongi says fiercely. "I need to prove to Taehyung that Hoseok is better at you than dancing."
Hoseok frowns and pushes Yoongi's shoulder. "That was mean! Apologize."
"To who? Taehyung or Jimin?"
"Jimin!" Hoseok glares at his boyfriend, wrapping a protective arm around Jimin, who flushes a light pink. "Who cares if I'm better or if he is? Does it matter?"
"Yeah," Yoongi says stubbornly. "I need to prove Taehyung wrong."
"Then you two argue about something and do that," Hoseok says simply. "I'll be here with Jimin, playing Jenga and wondering why I'm dating an asshole like you." He rests his chin on top of Jimin's head and pouts at Yoongi.
"Get off of Jimin," Yoongi snaps.
Hoseok hugs Jimin tighter in response.
"Let them be," Taehyung argues, grinning widely. "They're just fooling around."
"Well," Yoongi begins, jaw clenched, if Jimin was your boyfriend, you wouldn't be very happy about this situation."
"Well, Jimin's not my boyfriend," Taehyung responds cheerfully, "so I'm totally fine with this."
Yoongi swats at Taehyung's arm and glares at Hoseok. "You're all so annoying."
"Just admit it, Yoongi," Hoseok teases, egged on by his boyfriend's irritation, "Jimin and I are in love—" Here Jimin flushes a deep red "—and there's nothing you can do about it. I don't need you."
"Hoseok," Yoongi whines. "Seriously."
This back-and-forth banter continues for several more minutes until Taehyung interrupts with "Jimin and I need to get going now. Hoseokie's all yours, Yoongi hyung."
Yoongi grumbles something about Hoseok being too clingy with everyone as the two younger boys exit the couple's apartment. "See you later, Tae! Bye, Jimin!" Hoseok calls.
"Bye!" Once outside, Taehyung lets out a loud shout of laughter. "If I didn't interrupt, you probably would have had a heart attack."
"Yeah," Jimin agrees. "Hoseok hyung's face was literally pressed against mine. I nearly died."
"Stop being so dramatic."
"It's true!"
。。。
A/N: I just realized that we're on chapter fourteen and jinkook haven't even met in person yet... wHoops lmao
I didn't proofread this so pls excuse any mistakes! As usual, pls comment and vote if you enjoyed! (Pls comment, it makes my day) thank you!