What is my Life?

By Matsukitty

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So, here it is. My life is one I'd never trade for anything. I have a loving family, and many things to be gr... More

Just so we're clear...
Ok, to start off...
Wattpad
Technology
People
SPORE!!!!!!!!
Sleep deprivation
Driving
Well, that's random.
Just add "with your life"
I'm slowly dying.
I'm a klutz
I feel like a Major Nerd
I just don't know
I'm on fire
Uggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
Catchphrases!
My chrome-dome
Mr. Spikes
Drawing!
That Crazy Look
Ritual
Quotes!
Where the Red Fern Grows
Matsu
Stop, Drop, and Panic.
Dreams
Bad Lip Injection
From "Angst" to "Abridged"
Languages
Surprise Duet
That Was a Bad Idea
Cringe-'Merican
First
Quiz-bowl
#OneWithTheDictionary
Sorry
What's his Name?
That's Canada
First Softball Game!
You Have a Nice Neck
Sleeping in
Remembrance
Second Softball Game
Second Softball Game Pt. 2
Horror Overload
Klutz Quotes
Things you never thought about
Deadpool
Destiel
Cominius
The Perilous Journey
I'm a Baws!
My Voice Teacher
I Need Advice
Bluegrass Camp
Goodbye Internet!
Long Pine Nebraska: Wattpad Documentation; By Matsukitty.
Meet Enzo
Snail Porn
COOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!
Neil Breen
Baby Bird, Then Cat
Have You Ever Looked To The Sky, And Thought "The Pancakes Are Coming For You"?
Murmel
Sorry!
Salvage
Zoolander
O Comic Con.
"Come back, I'll bite your legs off!"
I've reached a new low
Infamous
Exercise
Not as think as you drunk I am
This ain't the "Andy Griffith Show"!
Mass Effect
Pluck-a Leg Hairs On the Border!
Matsukitty's Typical Afternoon.
I'm Basically Blind Right Now
I Need Help
I Can't Think of a Title
On a Pipe Cleaner
Sun-tan
I Am Now A Two-Cat Person
I Am Now A One Cat Person........And the Cat is Basically an Eggplant.
Won't be Around for Much Longer
...
Back to the Academy
Campfire
Enzo's Doctor Visit
Scared off Sesame Street
Thinking of
Sun glasses
Alone
Everything with Mark in it is hilarious
Shoulder Fondling
Gotta get all the Paper
Found it!
Halp
My Morning
Halp........Again
Pain
DYING!
Academy Day
Sleep, Something I Need More OF
Martin
The Time I Have On My Hands
Ugh, I F*cking Ruined my Sleep Schedule................
Martin pt. 2
I was Played
Today was an Apple Day
Abuela Martinez
Gimme Names!
Alpaca World HD
Ripped Clothing
What do Badass New Glasses Make Me Look Like? Even More of a Nerd.........
I Just Had The Literal Worst Day Ever
F*ck Life
The Pain was Worth It
Detained
Hamburger
Homework
Sims 4
Nail Polish
'Football'
I Would Homework, but...
Random
My Face is in Pain
The Cone of Shame
Everything is Awesome...
What you missed....
Existential Crisis Inducing Artifact
Math. I Hate It....
Cleaning
Restaurant Feel
Sleeping in
Dying, the common occurence
Guess Who's Still Dying? Me!
The Results of Procrastination
I'd Do That, But I Don't Want To
Ho ho ho, homo sapiens!
I'm Still Alive!
Farewell, Blood that was Once in my Body
The Prinxiety is strng with this one
I Need to Stop
My Thoughts At Night
Thanks, @AShruinger
Hah, hah, hah, hah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive

Teens these Days

16 3 5
By Matsukitty

Is it just me, or are teens using phrases that don't make sense? Like, the new craze at my school is a stupid game called "Oreo." At first, I thought that meant something like this;

Person: Hey, do you want to play Oreo?

Me: So, if I win, does that mean you give me a box of Oreos?

 Basically, it's a game of rock-paper-scissors, and the winner makes the loser ask someone of the winners choice on a date. It's really stupid, and if anyone comes up to me saying they lost a game of Oreo, and ask me out, I'm going to be all like:

I've been hearing phrases that don't make any sense, because they originate from Social Media, which I don't have any of. Anyway, I've been scanning the Urban Dictionary, and I'd like to give some definitions to the ignorant, such as myself. Yeah, this is basically to help me.


That's a neck: When someone says something so stupid you can't beleive it

Dabbin: Can also be a move, where you put your arms slantingly in the air, both pointing to the same side with one arm being under your chin with your head turning down slantingly to the opposite site of where you arms are pointing.

Savage: Bad ass. Cool. Violent.

Get Rekt: Another way of saying get wrecked. Usually used by either kids or trolls on online games in order to annoy or provoke other players.

I hope this helped in any way possible.


           -Matsukitty

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