Funniest Autocorrect Texts!! <3 I saw this on Ellen, love that segment!
Wife: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to dead husband! Happy Birthday to you!
Husband: Thanks. I assume you meant “dear”.
Wife: Yes!!! I mean, that is a crazy autocorrect! Sorry babe.
Girl: Thank you again for an amazing first date
Boy: Any time. When’s the second date? I can’t wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours.
Boy: Oh, NO! I’m so sorry I meant dimples, my phone changed it
Boy: I did not mean to write nipples!
Boy: I'm going to jump off a bridge now.
Gale: I’ll be black in a minute
John: Huh!?
Gabe: I meant BACK. Freaking autocorrect.
A: Can I get my pencil back? I have an exam in 30.
B: yeah. I’ll get it out of my lover.
A: Haha. You and Dan are into some kinky stuff.
B: *Locker. Love it!
A: Are you done painting Jason’s living room yet? What’s the color?
B: Just finished. It’s called period red.
A: Dude. No!
B: Sh*t! It’s called Persian red! I got autocorrected. Epic fail!
Boy: I miss you too
Girl: Don’t think I’m weird but I’m sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom :) It smells like you and it makes me feel better when you’re not here!
Boy: WHAT?! If you’re trying to be cute or funny it’s not working
Girl: Oh my God!!!! *SHIRT*
Mom: Are you hungry? There’s a huge surprise waiting for you in the kitchen. It’s your favorite.
Kid: Starving. I hope you shaved pussy. OMG!! I meant porkkk shaved pork. It was the worst autocorrect of my life.
Kid: I'm so sorry mom!
Kid: Mom?
Mom: Hope you're feeling better
Daughter: Thanks. I don't get dick very often. I predict it won't last long
Daughter: OMG
Daughter: SICK
Mom: Well maybe if you got more you wouldn't be sick.
Daughter: I don't know what to say...
Guy: Hey can you get pregnant before you come over?
Girl: What?
Guy: Oh My God! I meant to ask if you could get pringles at the grocery store.
Guy: Man I hate when people don't have control over their pussies. It seriously slobered all over me. I hate that smell :( And now I'm all sticky.
Girl: OMG
Guy: PUPPIES!
Guy: OMG Puppies!