Awkward Moments

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By sleep-is-peace

Size Don't Matter

By Coco

This event happened to me just last week.............

Okay, so my family and I decided to go to Dairy Queen for dinner. We drove their and I went to order our orders. So am waiting their in line, right?, and as you know I get bored easily. I turn around and see a girl who was about 4 ft 10 in. tall and notice that she's wearing my old Junior high school uniform shirt with a huge belly.

Me: Hey, do you go to Lincoln Middle School?

Random Girl: Yes.

Me: Cool, I used to go there too.

Random Girl: You did?

Me: Yeah.

My eyes keep wondering to her belly, so I had to ask. Curiosity was killing me.

Me: Are you pregnant?

Random Girl: Yes.

Me:  What grade are you in?

She gives me a queer look. and Says : I'm a teacher, and no I'm not a pregnant teen.

Me:Ooh........

And let me say something being in line with someone you just unintentionally insulted for five minutes, isn't exactly the best feeling. Awkward!!!

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