What is my Life?

By Matsukitty

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So, here it is. My life is one I'd never trade for anything. I have a loving family, and many things to be gr... More

Just so we're clear...
Ok, to start off...
Wattpad
Technology
People
SPORE!!!!!!!!
Sleep deprivation
Driving
Well, that's random.
Just add "with your life"
I'm slowly dying.
I'm a klutz
I feel like a Major Nerd
I just don't know
I'm on fire
Uggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
Catchphrases!
My chrome-dome
Mr. Spikes
Drawing!
That Crazy Look
Ritual
Quotes!
Where the Red Fern Grows
Matsu
Stop, Drop, and Panic.
Bad Lip Injection
From "Angst" to "Abridged"
Languages
Teens these Days
Surprise Duet
That Was a Bad Idea
Cringe-'Merican
First
Quiz-bowl
#OneWithTheDictionary
Sorry
What's his Name?
That's Canada
First Softball Game!
You Have a Nice Neck
Sleeping in
Remembrance
Second Softball Game
Second Softball Game Pt. 2
Horror Overload
Klutz Quotes
Things you never thought about
Deadpool
Destiel
Cominius
The Perilous Journey
I'm a Baws!
My Voice Teacher
I Need Advice
Bluegrass Camp
Goodbye Internet!
Long Pine Nebraska: Wattpad Documentation; By Matsukitty.
Meet Enzo
Snail Porn
COOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!
Neil Breen
Baby Bird, Then Cat
Have You Ever Looked To The Sky, And Thought "The Pancakes Are Coming For You"?
Murmel
Sorry!
Salvage
Zoolander
O Comic Con.
"Come back, I'll bite your legs off!"
I've reached a new low
Infamous
Exercise
Not as think as you drunk I am
This ain't the "Andy Griffith Show"!
Mass Effect
Pluck-a Leg Hairs On the Border!
Matsukitty's Typical Afternoon.
I'm Basically Blind Right Now
I Need Help
I Can't Think of a Title
On a Pipe Cleaner
Sun-tan
I Am Now A Two-Cat Person
I Am Now A One Cat Person........And the Cat is Basically an Eggplant.
Won't be Around for Much Longer
...
Back to the Academy
Campfire
Enzo's Doctor Visit
Scared off Sesame Street
Thinking of
Sun glasses
Alone
Everything with Mark in it is hilarious
Shoulder Fondling
Gotta get all the Paper
Found it!
Halp
My Morning
Halp........Again
Pain
DYING!
Academy Day
Sleep, Something I Need More OF
Martin
The Time I Have On My Hands
Ugh, I F*cking Ruined my Sleep Schedule................
Martin pt. 2
I was Played
Today was an Apple Day
Abuela Martinez
Gimme Names!
Alpaca World HD
Ripped Clothing
What do Badass New Glasses Make Me Look Like? Even More of a Nerd.........
I Just Had The Literal Worst Day Ever
F*ck Life
The Pain was Worth It
Detained
Hamburger
Homework
Sims 4
Nail Polish
'Football'
I Would Homework, but...
Random
My Face is in Pain
The Cone of Shame
Everything is Awesome...
What you missed....
Existential Crisis Inducing Artifact
Math. I Hate It....
Cleaning
Restaurant Feel
Sleeping in
Dying, the common occurence
Guess Who's Still Dying? Me!
The Results of Procrastination
I'd Do That, But I Don't Want To
Ho ho ho, homo sapiens!
I'm Still Alive!
Farewell, Blood that was Once in my Body
The Prinxiety is strng with this one
I Need to Stop
My Thoughts At Night
Thanks, @AShruinger
Hah, hah, hah, hah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive

Dreams

23 4 9
By Matsukitty

Does anyone else have really weird dreams? My mind sends me specific dreams to let me know I'm obsessed with something. Like when I got obsessed with Spore. Wanna hear the dream? I'm gonna tell you anyway;


So, I'm a cool spore creature that kinda resembles a dragon with bird wings and a beak. My legs have a tendency to glitch all over the place. Like, one moment, they could be fine, but then one of them will be in the ground and the other will be pointing to the sky. So, I came across an Epic. These are creatures that have 1,000 hp. Avoid, or kill, just don't die. I didn't want to fight, so I tried to run away, but my legs glitch into the ground, and I can't run away. My random assistant that I didn't know I had shows up, and calls the Army. They try to shoot it down, but the Epic crushes all of them. My assistant runs away, leaving me alone, so I obviously fire her. Anyway, an Army General tries to help me get away, but the Epic picks us up, and starts using us to play Ping-Pong. Then he tries to put us down, but my legs are glitched into his hand, so he cuts off his arm, and throws it into the sun, taking me with it.


My friend Emma told me about her dream, and now we have a thing. We'll just walk past, and say "Let's go to the swamp." Her dream had a swamp and alligators, and my Industrial Tech teacher. Don't ask.


My friend Kylie and I made up a bunch of new friendship Hashtags; #LifeLife, #OneWiththeCurtain, #LOLsNope, #Ditchinglife, etc. I just don't understand us sometimes.


Does anyone else feel like an idiot right now? Because I do. So, I just got a new tablet, and I set the password. I made it super cool, but I couldn't remember it. Yeah, I locked myself out of my new tablet. (I accidently wrote "school" instead of "tablet." :D )


#PatrickLife! Go be a person!

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