you children need a cup of calm the fuck down.
when scrolling through the fanfic section i find hardcore 1D books written by 10 year olds and let me tell you that shit can't be unseen.
"omg dave stick your carrot in my peepeehole pls" i said while looking into his blue orbs.
you horny lil' nastys need to take a bath in holy water.
like go watch icarly or something idk.