Once on Instagram [EDITING]

By gallifreyanfairytale

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What if...the Once Upon a Time characters had Instagram accounts...? please :) don't :) skip :) chapters :) a... More

The Characters and Accounts
Fun Notes!!! (PLEASE READ)
Emma's Seventh Post
Robin's First Post
Lily's Fifty-Second Post
Cora's First Post
Neal's First Post
Henry's Third Post
Aurora's First Post
Killian's First Post
Robin's Second Post
Ingrid's First Post
Pan's First Post
Regina's First Post
Lily's Fifty-Third Post
Belle's Eighteenth Post
Zelena's First Post
Henry's Fourth Post
Mary Margaret's First Post
David's First Post
Belle's Nineteenth Post
Ursula's First Post
Henry's Fifth Post
Zelena's Second Post
Will's First Post
Characters and Accounts II
Emma's Eighth Post
Henry's Sixth Post
Belle's Twentieth Post
Emma's Ninth Post
Belle's Twenty-First Post
Henry's Seventh Post
Emma's Tenth Post
Wendy's First Post
Henry's Eighth Post
Outlaw Queen and Family Arguments
Emma's Eleventh Post
Henry's Ninth Post
Belle's Twenty-Second Post
Belle's Twenty-Third Post
Family Vacation
Destination I: San Diego
Destination II: Detroit Comic Con
Destination III: Hawaii
Destination IV: Palm Beach?
Mary Margaret's Second Post
Henry's Tenth Post
Emma's Twelfth Post
Henry's Eleventh Post
Emma's Thirteenth Post
Mary Margaret's Third Post
Henry's Twelfth Post
Emma's Fourteenth Post
Destination V: Miami
Mary Margaret's Fourth Post
Destination VI: Emma and Killian's Bedroom
Regina's Third Post
Mary Margaret's Fifth Post
Henry's Twelfth Post
Robin's Third Post
The Emoji Game
It's For Science
Henry's Thirteenth Post
The Song Lyric Game
Emma's Sixteenth Post
Adventures in Biology I
(Step) Fatherly Advice
Emma's Seventeenth Post
Mulan's First Post
Emma's Eighteenth Post
Emma's Nineteenth Post
Stop Nightmares 2k15
DOCTOR WHO
Mary Margaret's Sixth Post
Adventures in Biology II
Ursula's Second Post
The Emoji Game II
Emma's Twentieth Post
Characters and Accounts III
Henry's Fourteenth Post
Missing Post I (Neal)
Henry's Fifteenth Post
Regina's Fourth Post
Characters and Accounts IV
Killian's Second Post
Robin's Fourth Post
Regina's Fifth Post
Killian's Third Post
The Song Lyric Game II
Ruby's First Post
Henry's Sixteenth Post
Belle's Twenty-Fourth Post
Merida's First Post
Henry's Seventeenth Post
Henry's Eighteenth Post
Missing Post II (Aurora)
Zelena's Third Post
David's Second Post
The Choice
Robin's Fifth Post
The VioletBeliever Shippers' Tears
Rise of the Minor Characters
HALLOWEEN
Henry's Nineteenth Post
Halloween Aftermath
Zelena's Fourth Post
Merida's Second Post
Belle's Twenty-Fifth Post
The Song Lyric Game III
Rumple's First Post
Characters and Accounts V
Ruby's Second Post
The Party Planners
Dark One Lovers Meeting
Destination VII: Granny's
Zelena's Fifth Post
FanficsBySnowAndNimue's First Post
A Different Sort of Wicked Reaction I
Black Friday with Captain Swan Reaction
Ruby's Third Post
Henry's Twentieth Post
One-Shot Winner--November
Just like a Fan Fiction Reaction
SwanFire in Doctor Who Reaction
A Different Sort of Wicked Reaction II
Hot Air Balloon Reaction
Robots in Sherwood Reaction I
Characters and Accounts VI
Merida's Third Post
Destination VIII: The Underworld
Zelena's Sixth Post
Killian's Fourth Post
A Different Sort of Wicked Reaction III
Robots in Sherwood Reaction II
Elf Reaction
Christmas Cookies Reaction
Snowball Fight on the Jolly Roger Reaction
Ice Skating Reaction
A Different Sort of Wicked Reaction IV
Christmas Eve Breakfast Reaction
Hot Cocoa at Midnight Reaction
Christmas Wish Lists
Meet Me Under The Mistletoe (Not) Reaction
Emma's Twenty-First Post
Stuck on Christmas Reaction
Destination IX: Arendelle and DunBroch
Emma's Twenty-Second Post
Emma's Twenty-Third Post
I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
The Christmas Eve Shift Reaction
A Different Sort of Wicked Reaction V & VI
How the Witch Stole Christmas Reaction
Belle's Twenty-Sixth Post
Arthur's First Post
Destination X: Granny's (Again)
Zelena's Seventh Post
Emma's Twenty-Fourth Post
Henry's Twenty-First Post
Belle's Twenty-Seventh Post
The Emoji Game III
Mary Margaret's Seventh Post
The Totally Awesome Queen's Club
A Different Sort of Wicked Reaction VII
NEW STORY II
Merida's Fourth Post
Robin's Sixth Post
Destination XI: The Charmings' Apartment
Storybrooke True Love Swap
Mulan's Second Post
Lily's Fifty-Fourth Post
Henry's Twenty-Second Post
The Ship Games I
Valentines Part I
Valentines Part II
Robin's Seventh Post
Regina's Sixth Post
David's Third Post
Arthur's Second Post
The Song Lyric Game IV
Emma's Twenty-Fifth Post
Neal's Second Post
Robin's Eighth Post
Henry's Twenty-Third Post
The Ship Games II
Mary Margaret's Eighth Post
Regina's Seventh Post
Henry's Twenty-Fourth Post
Emma's Twenty-Sixth Post
Henry's Twenty-Fifth Post
Emma's Twenty-Seventh Post
Neal's Third Post
Belle's Twenty-Eighth Post
Emma's Twenty-Eighth Post
Robin's Ninth Post
Ruby's Fourth Post
Destination XII: The Goodbyes
Lily's Fifty-Fifth Post
Robin's Tenth Post
Emma's Twenty-Ninth Post

The Quote Game

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By gallifreyanfairytale

Direct Message from EmmaSwan to AnnaOfArendelle, BelleFrench, BraveMerida, CaptainHook, ElsaOfArendelle, HenryMills, HuntsmanGraham, LiamJones, LilyPage, MrGold, NealCassidy, PrinceCharming, ReginaOfLocksley, RobinOfLocksley, SnowWhite

EmmaSwan: I have come up with a game of my own for us to play! It's called...THE QUOTE GAME!!!

LilyPage: Why

EmmaSwan: The point of the game is to guess which person commented the quote I give you! The first person to ten points wins!

EmmaSwan: Any questions?

LilyPage: I repeat; WHY?

EmmaSwan: Because it's fun!

EmmaSwan: And because Belle, Henry, and my mom aren't the only ones who should be allowed to host games!

ReginaOfLocksley: Let's just get this over with

EmmaSwan: The first quote is, "I know how to wing my own guyliner, thank you very much"

PrinceCharming: Hook

CaptainHook: Me!

ReginaOfLocksley: Hook, obviously

EmmaSwan: David got it first so he gets the point

PrinceCharming: YES!!!!

EmmaSwan: The next one is a little harder, "IT IS THE BEST USERNAME IN THE HISTORY OF USERNAMES"

ReginaOfLocksley: Snow 🙄🙄🙄🙄

SnowWhite: THAT WAS ME TALKING ABOUT REGINAOFLOCKSLEY!!!!!

EmmaSwan: Regina gets the point

EmmaSwan: You know, you guys could comment a whole lot fast if you send ONLY the name of the person who said it...

SnowWhite: BUT REGINAOFLOCKSLEY

ReginaOfLocksley: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

EmmaSwan: Oooh this next one goes back to summer hiatus, "Don't you dare say Chick-fil-A is your true love"

ReginaOfLocksley: I KNOW THIS!

PrinceCharming: Someone said it to me I think...

ReginaOfLocksley: SNOW IT WAS SNOW

EmmaSwan: Correct

ReginaOfLocksley: YES

EmmaSwan: Next! "You two sang that for an HOUR?!"

NealCassidy: Is is about the rude song?

CaptainHook: 🎶WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RU-UDE?🎶

EmmaSwan: Can't say

ElsaOfArendelle: NO IT WAS ABOUT LET IT GO

SnowWhite: WHEN DAVID AND I SANG IT AT EMMA SO SHE WOULD TAKE A PICTURE WITH US!

ElsaOfArendelle: Was it Regina?

ReginaOfLocksley: I think it was

EmmaSwan: Yep! Elsa's on the board!

EmmaSwan: "Dude, it was ME she was calling rude"

CaptainHook: YOU!

ReginaOfLocksley: You (Emma)

ReginaOfLocksley: That was the post in which David and I discovered CaptainFloor...

PrinceCharming: That was a good day

CaptainHook: No, it really wasn't

ReginaOfLocksley: Yes it was, next quote

EmmaSwan: "MY favorite memory was Arthur's melting people potion"

ReginaOfLocksley: There is no way I'm saying her name

BelleFrench: Zelena!

HenryMills: Zelena

EmmaSwan: I'm not sure if Belle or Regina should get that point...

RobinOfLocksley: I think Regina should get it

MrGold: Well I think Belle should get it

RobinOfLocksley: Regina knew who it was, obviously

RobinOfLocksley: She pretended to throw up when she saw the quote

EmmaSwan: Regina gets a point just for being able to type all that before anyone else answered

EmmaSwan: And Belle gets a point because she was the first to get Zelena's actual name

EmmaSwan: And Henry gets half a point for good efforts

HenryMills: YES!

BelleFrench: PARTICIPATION AWARDS FOR EVERYONE!!!

HenryMills: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

MrGold: ?

ReginaOfLocksley: It's a Percy Jackson reference, right?

BelleFrench: Yep!

EmmaSwan: Quit fangirling, we have a ton of good quotes we still have to get to!

EmmaSwan: "ARES DIES?!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

BelleFrench: Uh.... Robin...?

HenryMills: Robin?

BelleFrench: Or was it Regina?

RobinOfLocksley: It was Gold!

HenryMills: It was?

EmmaSwan: Yep

HenryMills: OH YEAH!

HenryMills: Back on my eighth post or something when Robin and I both warned about spoilers and he STILL read the comments...

EmmaSwan: "I was the Queen of the Dark Castle"

MrGold: BELLE!!!

BelleFrench: Me 💁🏽

EmmaSwan: Gold gets the point

EmmaSwan: "What's Harry Potter?"

EmmaSwan: >:)

ReginaOfLocksley: Hook probably

PrinceCharming: ^^^^^

CaptainHook: I may not know some things, but I know what Harry Potter is

BelleFrench: Are we SURE it's not Hook?

EmmaSwan: It's actually not

ElsaOfArendelle: Nimue?

AnnaOfArendelle: Merida?

BraveMerida: Anna?

EmmaSwan: No, no, and no!

NealCassidy: Was it my dad?

BelleFrench: I can assure you he knows what Harry Potter is

LilyPage: IT WAS MY MOM!!

LilyPage: MALEFICENT!!

EmmaSwan: Yep!

ReginaOfLocksley: When did that happen?

EmmaSwan: My seventh post, back in June

ReginaOfLocksley: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER WHAT PEOPLE SAID IN JUNE?!

EmmaSwan: Lily did

ReginaOfLocksley: Or did she just go look in the comments of old posts?

LilyPage: Let's move on to the next quote...

EmmaSwan: Okay!

EmmaSwan: "And you're the only one who ships WickedKing"

HenryMills: Well we all know someone said it to Nimue

BelleFrench: ^^^

ReginaOfLocksley: Arthur

RobinOfLocksley: Zelena

EmmaSwan: Robin got it

NealCassidy: The Locksleys are killing it

ReginaOfLocksley: I swear if you call us the Locksleys one more time...

NealCassidy: Are the Locksleys planning revenge on me?

[ReginaOfLocksley has left the conversation]

NealCassidy: Was that too much?

SnowWhite: No

PrinceCharming: Hurry, do more quotes before Regina comes back and beats us all!

EmmaSwan: But that's mean

[RobinOfLocksley has added ReginaOfLocksley]

EmmaSwan: YAY YOU'RE BACK!!!

ReginaOfLocksley: Not by choice -.-

PrinceCharming: Shut up and play the game

ReginaOfLocksley: I will murder your entire family

ReginaOfLocksley: Except for baby Neal because he's like 7 months old

EmmaSwan: Thanks a lot, Dad

PrinceCharming: You're welcome 😊😊😊

NealCassidy: Just do the next quote

EmmaSwan: RIGHT!

EmmaSwan: "DON'T INSTAGRAM AND DRIVE!!!"

BelleFrench: Rumple!

BraveMerida: Rumple Bumple

MrGold: Me?

EmmaSwan: The point goes to Belle

EmmaSwan: "Why don't you go help Ingrid write fan fiction?"

NealCassidy: Milah?

ElsaOfArendelle: Nimue

CaptainHook: The Seer

PrinceCharming: Me?

EmmaSwan: No to all of you

EmmaSwan: Come on, Regina, guess

ReginaOfLocksley: I don't know!

EmmaSwan: GUESS

ReginaOfLocksley: I DON'T KNOW

EmmaSwan: G U E S S

ReginaOfLocksley: Fine, my guess is Robin

EmmaSwan: Correct

ReginaOfLocksley: Wait, really?

EmmaSwan: Yeah, it was one of those days we stayed up til 4 am and then slept through most of the next day

ReginaOfLocksley: Oh, that makes sense

EmmaSwan: "I have Rumple Bumple crying about Belle on my right and Robin flirting with Regina through texts on my left"

BraveMerida: Me!

BelleFrench: Merida

EmmaSwan: Merida gets the point

EmmaSwan: "Are you guys honestly so focused on this that you forgot today was Thanksgiving?"

HuntsmanGraham: Neal

EmmaSwan: CORRECTUMUNDO!

ReginaOfLocksley: A word I have never said before and hopefully will never say again

EmmaSwan: Can I give you a point just for the reference?

ReginaOfLocksley: Yes

MrGold: NO!

EmmaSwan: Your say doesn't count, you only have 1 point

MrGold: 😑

EmmaSwan: Moving on to the next quote

EmmaSwan: "My dream is to win a school picture of my Algebra II teacher"

ReginaOfLocksley: Grace?

HenryMills: NO IT WAS ME!!!

ReginaOfLocksley: Same thing

EmmaSwan: Henry gets the point

HenryMills: YES!!!!

EmmaSwan: "I kinda want to cry but I also kinda want to destroy a village"

NealCassidy: THAT WAS YOU AS THE DARK SWAN

LiamJones: How do you even find quotes like this?

EmmaSwan: Why do people comment stuff like this?

LiamJones: YOU commented that one

EmmaSwan: Touché

EmmaSwan: Neal gets the point

EmmaSwan: "Um, dad, you have a Snow. And Regina, you have a Robin"

ReginaOfLocksley: YOU!

EmmaSwan: Obviously, I mean, who else's dad has a Snow?

NealCassidy: Mini me

EmmaSwan: Shut up

EmmaSwan: "I wish shipping was a free two-day thing"

PrinceCharming: Probably Regina

ReginaOfLocksley: Probably Snow

SnowWhite: Probably Ruby

EmmaSwan: Mom got it!

EmmaSwan: "I'm not a little old lady!"

BraveMerida: WHAT EVEN?

ReginaOfLocksley: Hook 😂😂

PrinceCharming: Captain "little old lady" Hook

CaptainHook: 😒😒😒😒

EmmaSwan: Regina is SLAUGHTERING you guys

RobinOfLocksley: Probably because she's addicted to Instagram

NealCassidy: That's not a nice thing to say to your wife

ReginaOfLocksley: ^^^^^^

RobinOfLocksley: But it's true

EmmaSwan: mOVING ON TO THE NEXT QUOTE

EmmaSwan: Because I will not question Regina's life choices

SnowWhite: What does that have to do with anything?

EmmaSwan: "I think I need to sleeping"

SnowWhite: 😒

RobinOfLocksley: Snow

EmmaSwan: Robin got it, but I'll give Mom half a point because I'm pretty sure she knew it

EmmaSwan: "Maybe Gold should bring Doritos to your ultrasound"

BelleFrench: Regina -.-

ReginaOfLocksley: :)

EmmaSwan: Belle is correct

EmmaSwan: "We sang Let it Go at her until she agreed"

RobinOfLocksley: Snow

ReginaOfLocksley: David

EmmaSwan: Robin got it

EmmaSwan: Ooooh the Locksleys are in first and second place

ReginaOfLocksley: Guess Robin's obsessed with Instagram too

RobinOfLocksley: Not as much as you are

ReginaOfLocksley: 🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

EmmaSwan: "Apparently it's 'not healthy' for me to be on Instagram this much"

ReginaOfLocksley: ME!

RobinOfLocksley: Regina

EmmaSwan: Yup

EmmaSwan: "Hades can go jump off a cliff into Tartarus ;)"

ReginaOfLocksley: Nimue

HenryMills: NIMUE

HenryMills: NO I DIDN'T GET IT FIRST

ReginaOfLocksley: Haha!

EmmaSwan: You guys MIGHT want to try and not let Regina answer anymore...

EmmaSwan: Just a suggestion

EmmaSwan: "We are not pirates like your dead boyfriend"

RobinOfLocksley: Regina

ReginaOfLocksley: Me

ReginaOfLocksley: NO

ReginaOfLocksley: ROBIN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING TOGETHER

RobinOfLocksley: All is fair in love and war

ReginaOfLocksley: So is this love or war?

RobinOfLocksley: Yes

ReginaOfLocksley: -.-

EmmaSwan: "I feel like Lily and Graham are my minions it's wonderful"

LilyPage: Zelena

ReginaOfLocksley: Still not saying her name

EmmaSwan: "THANK YOU MY FISH-TAILED FRIEND"

ReginaOfLocksley: I KNOW THIS

RobinOfLocksley: You (Emma)

ReginaOfLocksley: NO THAT IS NOT FAIR THAT'S NOT FAIR YOU ONLY GOT IT BECAUSE OF ME

NealCassidy: You guys are married, stop fighting

ReginaOfLocksley: You are really freaking annoying

ReginaOfLocksley: But I still ship you with Emma more than I ship Hook with Emma

CaptainHook: Rude

ReginaOfLocksley: Actually I prefer evil

CaptainHook: Of course you do

EmmaSwan: "I was told I'm being shipped with a dead guy"

RobinOfLocksley: Elsa

ReginaOfLocksley: I am moving to a different room than you because you keep cheating

RobinOfLocksley: :(

ReginaOfLocksley: Fine, I'll stay

SnowWhite: *dreamy sigh* Outlaw Queen

EmmaSwan: "I thought lol meant little old lady?"

RobinOfLocksley: Hook

ReginaOfLocksley: Hook

ReginaOfLocksley: HOW DID YOU TYPE THAT FAST THAN ME?!

RobinOfLocksley: Magic

EmmaSwan: "I'm like 82 now why would I care about my birthday?"

ReginaOfLocksley: ME

RobinOfLockskey: Regina

ReginaOfLocksley: YES I GOT IT HAHAHAHA

EmmaSwan: Congratulations, Regina!

EmmaSwan: You are the most obsessed with Instagram!

EmmaSwan: Also, you won the quote games

ReginaOfLocksley: YES!

EmmaSwan: The final scores were;
Regina—10
Robin—8
Belle—3
Lily—2
Henry—1.5
Snow—1.5
David—1
Elsa—1
Killy—1
Gold—1
Merida—1
Graham—1
Neal—1
Everyone Else—0

EmmaSwan: Looks like Outlaw Queen slaughtered everyone

EmmaSwan: But they ARE the most obsessed with Instagram, so...

SnowWhite: WAIT WAIT WAIT

SnowWhite: LOOK

SnowWhite: cAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN???!??!!?!?

ReginaOfLocksley: Robin said I was addicted to Instagram

ReginaOfLocksley: Nothing new

SnowWhite: No, after that

ReginaOfLocksley: Neal said he wasn't being nice

SnowWhite: TO WHO?

ReginaOfLocksley: Me

SnowWhite: AND WHAT DID NEAL CALL YOU?

ReginaOfLocksley: ...Me

SnowWhite: Quit being Ashildr and answer my question

ReginaOfLocksley: No

[ReginOfLocksley has left the conversation]

SnowWhite: oH NO YOU DON'T

[SnowWhite has added ReginaOfLocksley]

ReginaOfLocksley: What do you WANT?!

SnowWhite: ANSWERS!

SnowWhite: Why did you agree with Neal?

ReginaOfLocksley: Your son?

SnowWhite: REGINA OF LOCKSLEY!

ReginaOfLocksley: Oh, you meant in the picture

ReginaOfLocksley: Because Robin WASN'T being nice

ReginaOfLocksley: We started fighting actually

SnowWhite: WHAT?!

ReginaOfLocksley: Did you not read all of the comments during the last part of the game?

SnowWhite: That's not real fighting

ReginaOfLocksley: Sure it is

ReginaOfLocksley: I threatened to leave the room

MrGold: Oh no, how tragic

ReginaOfLocksley: Excuse you, I think I know what tragedy is considering my life is one

MrGold: Your life is pretty tragic

BelleFrench: Rumple, be nice

MrGold: Do I have to?

BelleFrench: Yes

MrGold: Aw

SnowWhite: So I still never got any answers for this

ReginaOfLocksley: But I answered all of your questions

SnowWhite: You didn't give me good answers though

ReginaOfLocksley: Fine, ask me a question

SnowWhite: Why did you agree with Neal about being Robin's wife?

ReginaOfLocksley: Did you hear about the Firebird thing that's coming to Storybrooke?

SnowWhite: ARE YOU TWO MARRIED OR NOT?!

ReginaOfLocksley: Who is "you two"?

SnowWhite: YOU AND ROBIN

ReginaOfLocksley: Oh, him

ReginaOfLocksley: No

ReginaOfLocksley: We're waiting

SnowWhite: Until what?

ReginaOfLocksley: Until your daughter stops dragging us into problems and we get 3 seconds of down time

SnowWhite: EMMA STOP PREVENTING MY OTP FROM GETTING MARRIED

EmmaSwan: IT'S NOT MY FAULT KILLY DIED

PrinceCharming: Actually....

EmmaSwan: No

PrinceCharming: I didn't say anything

SnowWhite: HOLD THE F R O N T D O O R

SnowWhite: You guys have decided to get married once things settle down

SnowWhite: THAT MEANS YOU'RE ENGAGED AHHHHHHHHHHH

ReginaOfLocksley: Not really...

SnowWhite: YES IT DOES YOU ARE PRACTICALLY OFFICIALLY REGINA OF LOCKSLEY ALREADY

ReginaOfLocksley: Oh geez

SnowWhite: OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP

ReginaOfLocksley:

SnowWhite:

EmmaSwan: STOP

ReginaOfLocksley: Snow started it

EmmaSwan: and you say /I/ act like a five year old...

ReginaOfLocksley: Oh, shut up

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