Lucy Snape = TheHalfBloodPrincess
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Lucy: It is the battle of Hogwarts...And Harry has hold of his wand, Voldemorts cute little red eyes boring into his...Harry gave a friendly little wave and struck a ninja pose...He holds out his wand, Voldemort holds out his too! Which is pink and has sparkles, oh and is decorated with butterflies, now...Harry says the incantation, and...!
Harry: YO! GIRL OVER THERE, SNAPE'S DAUGHTER, LUCY SNAPE, THEHALFBLOODPRINCESS, UN-LUCKY WHATEVER YOU CALL YOURSELF! How do I put this kindly...SHUT UP!
Lucy: Oooh! Not so friendly! I'm telling daddy!
Harry: Um Lucy...?
Lucy: Yes Harry?
Harry: Your father is...*Sobs silently*
Lucy: My father is what?
Harry: *Cries*
Lucy: No! He can't be! I won't believe it!
Harry: I'm afraid he is...
Lucy: *Crying*
Harry: On the catwalk again!
Lucy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! HE BETRAYED ME! HE PROMISED HE'D NEVER DO IT AGAIN!
Harry: And the worse news is that, h-he's wearing that...PINK SPARKLY DRESS AGAIN!
Voldemort: Pink and sparkly! Oooh! My favourite!
Lucy: QUIET YOU! *Chucks a potions book at Voldie*
Harry: Never mind Lucy...Just watch the show! *Aims wand at Voldie*
Voldemort: NEH NEH NEH NEH! YOU CAN'T KILL ME! YOU HAVEN'T KILLED NAGINI!...Oopsies I just gave my secret away...
Neville: *Runs over to Nagini and chops her head off, wearing his cardigan*
Lucy: Neville, remind me why you wear that cardigan?
Neville: Why wear armour when you can kill a snake in a cardigan!
Lucy: Fair enough *Shrugs*
*So Harrykins killed Voldiekins and he died and stuff, and erm I guess we should go pay him a visit in heaven!*
Voldemort: So I was like Avada Kedavra! And he was like dead!
Cedric: Yes we know... *sighs*
Voldemort: Hey! Your supposed to be a sparkly fairy princess! Not a sparkly fairy angel!
Cedric: SHUDDUP!
*Down on earth, Snape has returned from his catwalk XD*
Snape: WOOOO! I WON! I WON!
Lucy: Won what?
Snape: THE CATWALK! WOO!
Lucy: Am I the only normal one in the Snape family?!
But is Lucy normal? *COUGH!* NO!
Lucy: HEY! SHUT IT!
Sorry...