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RobinOfLocksley: Happy birthday to my beautiful soulmate 💘🍎
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HenryMills: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM!!!
EmmaSwan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, REGINA!!!
ReginaMills: Oh yeah, my birthday is today
SnowWhite: How do you forget about your birthday?
ReginaMills: I don't know
ReginaMills: I'm like 82 now why would I care about my birthday?
SnowWhite: You're not 82!
ReginaMills: Then how old am I?
SnowWhite: Well you were about 18 when you married my dad, and I was about 18 when you became the Evil Queen, so that would mean you were 26ish. I was on the run for a year and a half and then I was queen for two and a half years, which means you were 30 when you cast the Dark Curse. It was broke 28 years later, making you 58 when it was broke and it's been broke for what, two years now? Three years? So you're either 60 or 61, not 82!
ReginaMills: That makes you either 52 or 53
ReginaMills: Wow, I'm getting old
EmmaSwan: You're only 60!
ReginaMills: Says the 30-year-old
EmmaSwan: At least you're not as old as my boyfriend
ReginaMills: Which one? Neal or Hook?
EmmaSwan: Yes
CaptainHook: I am only 200ish!
NealCassidy: And I'm only 190ish!
EmmaSwan: Normal people do not live that long!
PrinceCharming: So if the pirate is supposed to be dead, why did we save him?
ReginaMills: So he can be with his true love again
PrinceCharming: DON'T JOIN THE DARK SIDE, REGINA!!
ReginaMills: Dude, I meant the floor
PrinceCharming: Oh
PrinceCharming: In that case, CAPTAINFLOOR FOREVER!!!!
SnowWhite: Hey Regina, this is totally off topic, but what is your favorite flavor of cake?
ReginaMills: Um...probably chocolate
RobinOfLocksley: I told you!
EmmaSwan: Never doubt someone when they tell you something about their soulmate
SnowWhite: I just wanted to be sure everything was perfect!
ReginaMills: Perfect for what?
SnowWhite: Nothing!
SnowWhite: Nothing at all
ReginaMills: Yeah, I don't believe that
SnowWhite: That's okay
BelleFrench: WE HAVE A TOTALLY AWESOME QUEEN'S CLUB MEETING IN THREE HOURS!!!
SleepingBeauty: Where at?
SnowWhite: My place
SnowWhite: I'm kicking David out for a few hours
SleepingBeauty: Sounds good
RedQueen: And the best part is I convinced the White Rabbit to make a portal to Storybrooke so Alice, Cyrus, and I are going to be in Storybrooke!
WillScarlet: YAY
AnnaOfArendelle: ScarletQueen reunion 💕💕💕💕
WillScarlet: Oh no
ReginaMills: Good luck
KingArthur: You'll need it
BraveMerida: BELLE
BelleFrench: Yeah?
BraveMerida: Can you make some of those buckeye things for the meeting?
ReginaMills: YES
BelleFrench: Okay!
BelleFrench: RUMPLE BUMPLE I'M GOING TO THE STORE TO BUY MORE CHOCOLATE
MrGold: Don't die
BelleFrench: I'll try not to
RedRidingHood: Relationship goals
RedRidingHood: @ DoctorWhale take notes
DoctorWhale: Um....
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Ew it's you
RedRidingHood: DON'T INSULT MY BOYFRIEND
MulanTheWarrior: Yeah, it's not a good idea
ReginaMills: Zelena NEVER has good ideas
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Hey!
EmmaSwan: Well she's not wrong
WickedWitchOfTheWest: -.-
SnowWhite: RANDOM QUESTION TIME: What are your top baby names? (one boy name, one girl name)
EmmaSwan: Is there something you're not telling us?
SnowWhite: I'm not pregnant!
SnowWhite: But the random name generator I use isn't working
EmmaSwan: Okay
EmmaSwan: Um... Alex for a girl and Conner for a boy
ReginaMills: Eve for a girl and Flynn for a boy
RobinOfLocksley: Of course
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Fruitsnackia or Percafrazeiperasoneobeth for a girl and Blurryface for a boy
CaptainHook: Colin for a boy and Colleen for a girl
ReginaMills: Wow you're so creative
CaptainHook: Thanks!
CaptainHook: Wait, was that sarcasm?
ReginaMills: Maybe
BelleFrench: Sophie for a girl and Benjamin for a boy
NealCassidy: Grace for a girl and Noah for a boy
PrinceCharming: Clara for a girl and Matt for a boy
ReginaMills: Or Peter for a boy
PrinceCharming: Or Peter
RobinOfLocksley: Christina or Megan for a girl and Lucas for a boy
KingArthur: Emily for a girl and Michael for a boy
BelleFrench: Thank you all!
MrGold: Wait
MrGold: Didn't Snow ask for the names?
BelleFrench: ...She told me to say thanks
NealCassidy: You sure about that?
BelleFrench: Of course!
NealCassidy: Mmm-hmmm
NealCassidy: 🐸☕️
BelleFrench: 😒😒
ReginaMills: The fact that Gold is still oblivious 😂😂😂
BelleFrench: True 😂😂😂
MrGold: Oblivious to what?!
BelleFrench: Exactly
MrGold: 😔😔😔
BelleFrench: I'll tell you after hiatus ends
MrGold: Okay
BelleFrench: I'M ALMOST BACK FROM THE STORE!!
MrGold: DON'T INSTAGRAM AND DRIVE!!!
BelleFrench: Sorry
RedRidingHood: Still relationship goals
ReginaMills: Agreed
SnowWhite: But you and Robin are already relationship goals
ReginaMills: Nah
SnowWhite: Yah
BelleFrench: TIME TO MAKE BUCKEYES!!!
ReginaMills: YAY
EmmaSwan: gUYS THE SUPER BOWL IS THIS SUNDAY
EmmaSwan: HOOK AND I ARE HAVING A PARTY AT MY PLACE
LilyPage: Or if you're rooting for the right team, you can watch with August, my mom, and I
EmmaSwan: 😒
LilyPage: 😎
MrGold: WOODENDRAGON!!!!!
LilyPage: You are not invited
MrGold: That's okay, I was already invited to Emma's party
EmmaSwan: Yeah, because in the Charming-Mills-Hood-Jones-Gold-Swan family, we root for the Panthers!
LilyPage: So THAT'S why you guys are all insane!
LilyPage: My life makes so much more sense now!
ReginaMills: Alright guys, break it up
EmmaSwan: Who are YOU rooting for?
ReginaMills: Whichever company has the funniest commercial
HenryMills: Come on, Mom! I can't be the only one at Mom's (Emma's) party who is rooting for the Broncos!
EmmaSwan: You are no longer my son
NealCassidy: Harsh
EmmaSwan: Football is war
ReginaMills: And that is why I just stick around for the commercials
CaptainHook: But commercials are boring
CaptainHook: That's why Emma and I watch Netflix!
HenryMills: NETFLIX TOOK DOWN DOCTOR WHO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
GraceHatter: Same
BelleFrench: THEY DID?!
BelleFrench: NOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
HenryMills: Let's go on strike!
EmmaSwan: Yeah that would make a big difference if we didn't all share MY Netflix account!
HenryMills: ........
EmmaSwan: Sometimes I enjoy seeing what other people are watching
EmmaSwan: Belle and Gold like watching cooking shows
EmmaSwan: Regina and Robin like(d) watching Doctor Who
ReginaMills: 😢😢😢
EmmaSwan: Henry watched How to Train You Dragon 2 back in December
ReginaMills: You and Hook are in the middle of watching Grey's Anatomy
EmmaSwan: So?
EmmaSwan: Lily and August watch an awful lot of Sherlock
EmmaSwan: My parents watched all of Lost and then watched it all again
EmmaSwan: And the group of our dead friends watch a ton of the Walking Dead
EmmaSwan: ...Maybe we should be concerned about that
NealCassidy: It's a good show!
PirateMilah: It really is!
EmmaSwan: And it has nothing to do with the fact that you're dead and could potentially become zombies someday?
PirateMilah: No
NealCassidy: Maybe
SnowWhite: HEY DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE TAQC MEETING!
HenryMills: Is celebrating something considered an art?
EmmaSwan: What?
HenryMills: I love the weekend because I feel like I'm Finally Free
NealCassidy: What did you do to our son?
EmmaSwan: I don't know, ask Regina!
ReginaMills: I didn't do anything!
HenryMills: Storybrooke needs a lighthouse
EmmaSwan: ????????
HenryMills: We are so much More Than Conquerers
EmmaSwan: I am legitimately concerned right now
HenryMills: You know what is the best emotion from Inside Out? Joy!
EmmaSwan: HENRY CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
HenryMills: I can hear you Immeasurably More than you think I can
EmmaSwan: Okay I'm just going to let Regina deal with this
ReginaMills: But it's my birthday!
HenryMills: And the candles on your birthday cake will Burn Like A Star
ReginaMills: ???
HenryMills: Having the most resilient heart mean that the Strength Of Your Heart is greater than the rest of ours
NealCassidy: Why are you capitalizing some of the words?
HenryMills: Because, for the sake of Simplicity, they are titles
EmmaSwan: Titles of what?!
HenryMills: All That I Am
EmmaSwan: ❓❔❓❔❓❔❓❔
HenryMills: They're song titles!
EmmaSwan: OH!
EmmaSwan: Who sings them?
HenryMills: Rend Collective
EmmaSwan: Coolio
EmmaSwan: OH I GOTTA GO TO THE STORE BYE GUYS
HenryMills: Adios
MrGold: I thought you were taking German?
HenryMills: I am
MrGold: Okay