Tone: DOPE
Situation: Jimin prying Namjoon to get him to say he got Jams while the other members (except Namjoon) backs up for him and Suga since he's bored and fell asleep.
Genre: Funny
(Parenthesised words are the Bangtan's voice okay? Except for Suga & Namjoon who doesnt include)
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MMhh.. OZAWA? Bangtan's Dope Parody?
AYO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN~
THIS SONG IS FOR OUR JAMLESS MIN, YEAH
PRYING TO LEADER RAPMON
DOPE STYLE OH
WI WI WITH DOPE STYLE OH EYY YOH~
That's right! My Baby Jungkookie~
For that sarcastic intro yeah..
Let's go and start this freaking song..
Rapmon should say..
Rapmon should say..
THAT I GOT JAMS~
*instruments*
(HYUNG HYUNG HYUNG!!)
Look at the color of my hair.
(HYUNG HYUNG HYUNG!!)
Admit it, we know you like it..
It's red-pink and it has the same color with strawberry jams
So does this means that I finally had some jams? (Hyung say it!)
Yo, I can dance and I can sing too.. (NAMJOON HYUNG!)
And I can reach the highest pitch too (NAMJOON HYUNG!)
I'm the richest, and the sexiest and shortest if you call it
But does that include that I have jams , right Hyung?
(HYUNG SAY IT!!!)
Refrain:
I workout every single day (CHIMCHIM)
Performing, I'm the sexiest, yeaaaahh
I concludeD that I got jams..
Is it hard to say YES?
You don't wanna say YES..
Hyung it's fine, Alright (Alright)
Can't you admit that I got some jams?
Coz I'm on fire...
Higher...
I really got jams..
Really really got Jams...
(SAY IT!!!)
Chorus:
Are you that numb to feel?
That I'm not Jamless Min..
But it is Jamful Min..
(Say! Say! Say!) Hyung, (SAY IT!!!)
Was that a bit too much?
I'm prying you with this?
But Hyung I got some jams...
(Say! Say! Say!) SAY IT!!!
**(Namjoon's reply).. His Part in DOPE**
Stop that Jimin...
Are you dreaming??
if I could sing, and dance at the same time, won't mean u had jams..
You just don't understand what it means to be a person with some fucking JAMS!
Speak straight english like me saying: ENEMY ENEMY ENEMY WHAT!?
You were Prying on me?? Wasting your: ENERGY ENERGY ENERGY DRAUGHT!?
You may got some money,
You may got some talents,
Visuals, sexy dance and abs
But can you bit lower your hope? (HAA!!)
So wake up from dreaming with Jams! UGH!
Ref 2:
Namjoon Hyung is a savage
He just dissed me with his rap parts Yeaaah..
Kinda hurts and, it feels so bad..
Is it hard to say YES?
He don't wanna say YES..
(Jin)
Jimin-ssi---
it's alright..(Alright)
You can be with VHope turn up all night. (All night)
But I'm on fire...
Higher...
I really got jams..
Really really got Jams...
(SAY IT!!!)
Cho 2:
This kid don't wanna stop.
But he does have jams.
Namjoon scared to admit.
(Say! Say! Say!) Hyung, (SAY IT!!!)
You know you're a bit too much.
Pulling my esteem down.
I know I got some jams.
(Say! Say! Say!) SAY IT!!!
Bridge:
I'm effing Park Jimin..
Certified PERSON WHO GOT JAMS..
You're just afraid to admit...
I WAS SO FULL OF JAMS, BABY~
I'm effing Park Jimin..
Certified PERSON WHO GOT JAMS..
Jam life choses me..
I gotta make him.. I gotta make him.
(NAMJOON SHUT UP!!!!)
Say Jimin~
Say GoOoOot~
Say JAMS~
(Say! Say! Say!) (SAY IT!!!)
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THE END. xD
SO this week. BTS Parody is done. Please next time. Please dont request with one that has so much RAP PARTS!! HAHAHA.. I mean, it's fine to have rap parts, but not that has most rap parts songs in BTS~ BLEAAAAAAASE~ Like cypher or or those mixe tapes of BTS rappers// I cant handle that xD
Have mercy on Authornim~ T^T xD
But serious guys.. hehehe ♥ Arraseo?