Best Friends With the Mafia

Introduction

Hey y'all! My name is Nassiha Nephthys Leighanne Clarke and I have a best friend. His name is Soren Alessandro Salvatore Battaglia, but I call him "Sallie". He and I have been friends since kindergarten, and that was 18 years ago. So it's safe to say that we're in it for the long haul. We ain't fuckin or nothing, that's just the homie, ya dig? We do everything together. Well, not everything, but you know what I mean. He and I are the best of friends. I, with my chocolate skin, and he, with his Italian-speaking self, are in this 'til we die- or until all of our enemies die. Sallie can make that happen, you know...