The Chronicles of What the He...

By Choice_Word

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This is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adve... More

The Chronicles of What The Heck, This is Stupid!
More stupidness....
The Revenge of Blake and Courtney
Just Plain Stupidity
The Wish Game
Mind Control
Silliness
Dinner Conversation
Tomato Cars, Tricycles, a Bumpkin, and a Vampire (Sort of)
Simply Stupid
The One Time Nick is..uh..Some What Cool (He made me name it that. Nick: Heyy)
Have You Ever Been Arrested by the Tricycle Police? Well....
An Interview With Blake
Click Here for More Stupidity
For Your Own Safety, Don't Click Here
Welcome to Stupidity
Stranger Things Have Happened
Nonsensical Nothings
Mismatches and Changes
Wereworms and Other Crazy Things

The Crazy Dream

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By Choice_Word

Okay, this is where it gets awkward and slightly more immature...

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Nick: * "Wakes up" *

Yvette" Glory hallelujah, he's up!

Nick: Uh...Yeah.

Seth: *Smiles happily  at Nick*.

Nick: What happened?

Yvette: Blake hit you on the head.

Nick: Oh.

*Blake walks in...*

Nick: Uh....Blake..... What happened to um.....Your...Uh back side?

Blake: *He's wielding a saw and ax* I took it off.

Nick: WHAT?! *He hides behind Yvette*.

Blake: I'm starting a trend.

Yvette: *Turns to Nick and peels the skin off her face*.

Nick: *Eyes grow really large and he backs away*.

Bindi: Cool! *She pulls her hair off like it's a wig*

Nick: *Looks utterly terrified*.

Dylan: Too cool, Blake.

Blake: Want to use my saw to saw off your ears?

Dylan: Can I?! *He starts sawing off his ears*.

Nick: Oh my!!!

Seth: *Pops his eyes out of his eye sockets* Now I can see behind me. *He puts his eyes on his shoulders*.

Vanessa: Whoa, totally cool. *Starts screwing her nose off*.

Brett: AWESOME!!! *Pops his arm out of his arm socket* *He waves it around wildly* I'm armed!

Seth: Nick, what are you taking off?

Nick: RUNNING! *Bolts up*.

Yvette: Nick! You're okay!

Nick: *Screams* I'm not taking anything off!!!.....Oh, Yvette, you have your face.

Yvette: Yes, Nick. I do. And so do you.

Nick: Seth, your eyes are in their sockets.

Seth: Uh, last time I checked.

Vanessa: *Mumbles something about them popping out of their sockets when they first met*.

Nick: Bindi, you have your hair!

Bindi: Thanks for noticing?

Nick: Dylan, you have your ears.

Dylan: I hope I do.

Nick: Vanessa, your nose is attached to your face.

Vanessa: Uh...yeah.

Yvette: Nick, you probably had a dream.

Nick: Wait......Is Blake's butt attached to his behind?

     *Dead silence*

Brett: No, someone messed up and attached it to his face.

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