101 Useless Things No One Nee...

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Fact #101: What The-
Fact #100: Dream Ruined
Fact #99: False Fruit
Fact #98: Singin' The Blues
Fact #97: Sad Society
Fact #96: Viking Villains Wore Hair
Fact #95: Lick it
Fact #94: The Cup Is Half-Empty
Fact #93: Peace is War
Fact #92: Ooh La La
Fact #91: A 150 Years Later
Fact #90: Robot Apocalypse
Fact #89: Harry Potter Is Real!
Fact #88: Evil Egyptians!
Fact #87: Sea Over Pee
Fact #86: By Water or By Fire?
Fact #85: Beware The Wrath of The Toddler
Fact #84: Google Garfield
Fact #83: Snow White and the One Job
Fact #82: Life = Affordable
Fact #81: Ice Land
Fact #80: More Liars
Fact #79: Epilogue is the new Prologue
Fact #78: This Much Will Kill You
Fact #77: Wrod Tirkcs
Fact #76: Death by Numbers
Fact #75: Exercise!
Fact #74: Overpopulation....or not?
Fact #73: Deathly Dreaming
Fact #72: Nemo...is a GAL!
Fact #71: Lying is a Habit
Fact #70: Sniff it
Fact #69: An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
Fact #68: An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away pt. 2
Fact #67: Plutarians are Cold
Fact #66: Just For Lefties
Fact #65: Let Me Back Rub That
Fact #64: Birth=Death
Fact #63: Worldometer
Fact #62: Oxygen; + and -
Fact #61: Facts About You
Fact #60: Wall-E is Real
Fact #59: Hearts Aren't Hearts
Fact #58: Gumpoop
Fact #57: More Poop
Fact #56: Brainy Fact
Fact #55: French Royalty
Fact #54: Star-Spangled Banner
Fact #53: Match.com
Fact #52: Anagrams
Fact #51: Oprah Lied
Fact #50: Shakontas
Fact #49: Dreadful Disney Part 1
Fact #48: Dreadful Disney Pt 2
Fact #47: Dreadful Disney Pt 3
Fact #46: Alphabetical MADNESS!
Fact #45: Venus Madness!
Fact #44: BONE STONE
Fact #43: Be Back In A CM
Fact #42: Leap of Love
Fact #40: Smile, Frown, Punch.
Fact #39: Split in Half
Fact #38: Suicidal Soccer
Fact #37: Suicidal Sleep
Fact #36: Fifty Snowqueens Icedragons Freed
Fact #35: Nintendo: A Novel
Fact #34: Orange or Orange?
Fact #33: Earman
Fact #32: Camelback
Fact #31: Old Oxford
Fact #30: Shipping, Swearing Sailors
Fact #29: French Wars
Fact #28: Green is Ice, but Ice is Green
Fact #27: Food Irony
Fact #26: Killed by Kindness
Fact #25: Found Nemo...Take Him Back!
Fact #24: Gunkeaters
Fact #23: Reign of the Garden Ornaments
Fact #22: Burnnn Pt. 1
Fact #21: Burnn pt. 2
Fact #20: Burrn pt. 3
Fact #19: Burrn pt. 4
Fact #18: More HP
Fact #17: You Can Never Escape
Fact #16: Hey there, Honey
Fact #15: Titanic Head Spin
Fact #14: Hm...
Fact #13: Hoover Wha?
Fact #12: What even?
Fact #11: The End and Start
Fact #10: Always 101
Fact #9: Three hearts and no love
Fact #8: Twinsies Through and Through
Fact #7: 1+1=1
Fact #6:Carorchestra
Fact #5: Rainin' Diamonds
Fact #4: Long Live the Ant?
Fact #3: Me Sa Banana
Fact #2: Shin-kicking
Fact #1: Hello, my name is-
Acknowledgements
Fact #0.5: Anyone want some leftover universe?
Fact #0: Happiest Facts Ever
101K PARTY!
Special Fact #2
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Fact #41: Fart Facts

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By jakeptt

Teehee...

I know, I know, you might say this is immature, but I mean..c'mon...You know you wanna read it! ;)

These come from: Philippe_Haddon!

The top six 'farting' foods are: beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflowers, cabbage and...MILKKKK!!!

AND, if you consistently fart for 6 years, and 9 months, enough fart gas is produced to create the energy of an ATOMIC BOMB!

I do have a lot of free time...

JUST KIDDING! :)

And I bet you know, but did you know we prefer the smell of our own farts more than other people's? Personally, my fart smells like rainbows!

Vote, comment and follow for more fart facts!

p.s. If you don't want to read all of them, you can skip to Fact #1, and then read through them all, if you like, which you will, because, duh, I wrote it.


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