"Um... I'd shake your hand but..." Dave lifted up his right hand.
"Oh my god! Do you need to go to the nurse? Or the hospital?" Dave laughed. "Nah, I'll be fine." John narrowed his eyes at Dave.
"You punched a mirror."
"You have no evidence of this."
"The mirror is shattered."
"That proves nothing, a bird could have smashed into it."
"We're indoors"
"Birds can be indoors."
John sighed. "This argument is pointless." "Agreed." There was silence for a moment.
"You didn't tell my your name."
"It's Dave."
"You need to go to the nurse Dave."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do."
"I mean it I'm fine."
"Your hand says a different story."
"Don't you need to pee or something."
John pulled a face. "What?"
"This is a bathroom. Do you need to pee or did you come in here for some gang meet up."
"I'm not in a gang."
"Well that clears that up! You pee and I will go back to being completely fine!" Dave walked past John and opened the door.
"I have never been better!" He walked out.