Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy |...

By genie_us

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(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy. More

So here's the sitch
1| So What the hell Happens?!
2| Who are we on about again?
3| Over-Descriptive Idiots
4| ODI's Part II
5| Everyone knew...except me?!
6| Undiscovered My A%@
7| Why you gotta be so rude?!
8| What's your name? NVM
9| But first lemme take a selfie!
10| Apology not Accepted
11| Only When You Need Her
12| Everyone Judges A Book By It's Cover
13| When You Think it's an Update
14| The Actual Update
15| Stockholm Syndrome
16| The Real Vampires
17| Those Awkward Kissing Scenes
18| How to meet One Direction
19| Chill a Lil' bit (gosh)
20| Define the term 'Bad'
21| All this Deep Sh*t
22| These Wattpad Parents
Not An Update Lol
23| I'm Flawless, B*tch
24| I wasn't going to rant about SPAG but...
25| This stupid app
Last Post from Today
26| These Love Wars
27| ...
28| Orbs and Pops
29| Dream Job?!
30| Stupid Sh*t that Authors Say
REBELLION!
31| Coincidence, was it?
32| Wattpad Just Updated
33| Those Stupid Waitresses
34| Mother Knows Best, B*tch
35| What's The Time (Grr)
36| Cash Money Blow dat Sh*t
37| That Macklemore Swag
38| So You're Famous Now, Huh
Just a Thought
39| Distinguish, I cannot
40| Types of Readers
41| ODIs Part III
42| Just...GAAH!
GERMANY VS BRAZIL
43| Plot Demolition
44| SCHMURRR-K
45| Beauty Standardization
Notes On Previous Chapter
46| TFIOS Covers & Title Tings
47| I Don't Eat Online Tings K
Guys What
49| I'm Still In Recovery
50| My Little Genies?
51| Casting
WWDMC On Hold
52| What's the problem?
53| Description, love. You know it?
54| Speech Mark Blues
55| Useless Critics!
56| Defensive much?
57| Too Easy.
58| Mini-Rant (Wattpad Just Updated)
hi I'm bored
59| Q&A As Requested!
60| The Return of the Stupid Prude Girl
61| LET'S FINISH THIS.
62| Blondie
Two things
AWWW GUYS:")
63| Deep Shit Part II
64| Food Skin and Buzzfeed
65| Following, following, following (to you)
A/N - I'm flying (overseas)
hi guys i found internet
66| HOW MUCH MORE DEEP SH*T CAN WE TAKE?!
67| And i was like, girllll...
68| So where's the scary bit?
69| (hehe) Mini-rant on plotless people
ERRR MA GEEEEE!
70| This New Layout...
71| POV struggles...
72| The bae like pizza?
73| Where have I seen that before...
74| Sex Scenes.
75| Step into my Shoes
76| Song Lyrics
77| Types of Annoying Authors
Notes on the last chapter
78| Um...
79| An Assortment of Rants
A Gift For You
80| Short choppy chappies
...
...
...
Back to School
81| Rant Books Are sooooo Over-rated
Why i love y'all
82| For Narniaaaaa
Hi guys:(
Okay okay
83| STOPPIT
84| Just a letter
85| "That's sexist!"
86| In Retrospect
87| Easily Swayed?
88| Poetry
89| Rewriting our stories
90| The struggles of being a writer
91| Why I hate sequels
92| Just stop trying pls thanks
92.5| Grrr
92.7| THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS
93| Like are you even serious
Holiday! (Sue me)
Taking a break
The ghost of genie_us
94| Because we love love
95| Picture this bitch
96| Sometimes I'm depressing
96.5| WHAT THE HELL
97| I can't look at you right now
98| THANKS FIFTY SHADES
100| He's the only one for me
101| Shut your damn faeces
102| Poof
WWDMC 2?
You should add it to your library okay I'm done with the updates
GENIE RETURNS
YA GIRL JUST PUBLISHED AN EP
shameless part i

99| Hello, Prince...ton;)

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By genie_us


#Genie12RantsofChristmas

Number 6

Hello everyone hi hi

This chappie is dedicated to my lovely Irish friend who is like basically the only friend from my school who reads this and she's my flat-mate and she's fucking awesome

And she gave me this idea. Like the last sentence of this rant was her idea lawls

Ily Caragherrr

::

If you've been paying attention, you probably know that I'm in my final year of school which basically spells doom because ----->

University applications.

Please holla at me if you're going through the same struggle/have already gone through it

Now. For those of you who don't know, it's a latttaaaa work. And it gets that much harder for creatives because portfolios are involved - like fuck man, i been shitting myself trying to compose pieces for mine

And so it ANNOYS ME NO END

WHEN WATTPAD CHARACTERS LITERALLY OBSESS OVER A GUY FOR THE WHOLE SCHOOL YEAR AND DOING ZERO MOTHERFUCKING WORK

AND STILL GET INTO THE COLLEGE/UNI THEY WANTED TO GO TO I.E. HARVARD OR PRINCETON LIKE FFS

IT ANNOYYSSSS MEEE

I HAD TO LEARN A WHOLE FUCKING BACH PRELUDE AND FUGUE AND PLAY LIKE A WHOLE BEETHOVEN SONATA LIKE BRUH THEY HAD NO CHILL LIKE FUUUUUUUUUCK MY FINGERS WANTED TO DIEEEE

AND I HAD TO DO ALL THAT BULLSHIT FOR MY AUDITION AND THERE'S STILL NO GUARANTEE THAT I'LL GET IN

BUT NOOOOO WHEN IT'S ON WATTPAD EVERYTHING IS FLAWLESS LIKE SRSLY GAAAHHHH

GAAAAHHHHH

I think this annoys me mostly because WHY CAN'T IT BE JUST AS FLAWLESS FOR ME

LIKE FLIPPING HELL THESE AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES HAVE GIVEN ME A HEADACHE AND A HALF

BUT NO. THESE WATTPAD MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES JUST KISS WHOEVER THE FUCK AND WHAT DO THEY GET REWARDED FOR IT?

MOTHERFUCKIGG HARVARD YEA BITCH THAZZ RIGHT

I JUST WANT TO GET INTO MY UNI OF CHOICE PLS PLS

is that so hard :(

like srsly pls

I know this rant stemmed from my own personal issues but fml

Okay we'll go for a round two, and I'll try and be more rational this time.

Regardless of the system of school you're in, final year will always be difficult. There's final exams that signify your finishing of school, and then there are university applications like I'd mentioned, and those require essays (and more essays), filling in pages and pages of basically the same info, and sometimes supplemental information. And not to mention, some require you to do additional exams - Americans and their SATs/ACTs, or the U.K. with their LNATs or whatever. It has probably been the most stressful part of my high school life. No comparison.

My issue with many of these books is that the girls almost always get into their top choice uni without doing anything. Like it makes me feel a bit agitated because before I found myself there, these books made me feel like I was superman, like I would be able to go to Harvard like it was nothing!

But that's not the reality I'm afraid, so don't let these books fool you.

The reality sucks big time. I've applied to most of mine, so wish me luck, but I'm telling ya, it's not daisies and rainbows.

Happy Christmas Eve!

Btw, what's with them always being in their last year anyway?

::

There's a Christmas surprise coming tomorrow. Or is there?

Brace thyselves.

::

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