january 6th, 12:09pm
mother-marina: ash and mel are making out on the couch what do i do
llama-del-rey: um just kiss one of them and see how they react
neon-bitch: i drank bleach down to the blue and now im starting to feel like harry potter
adele: the fuck
mother-marina: gO TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW JFC
lily-allen: you're not supposed to drink bleach
neon-bitch: it tasted like candy to me
lorde: what the fuck are you on
neon-bitch: my bed
llama-del-rey: sigh