Ginny: Sigh...Sigh, sigh, sigh
Harry: Hullo Ginerva who's not as cool as Harry Potter Weasley!
Ginny: Hello Harry... Sigh, sigh, sigh
Harry: Why in the name of my sexay scar are you sighing?
Ginny: Because I just wished the boy I loved, loved me back, he doesn't even know I exist!
Harry: Pity isn't it? Who is this boy you fancy? I bet he's not as cool as me!
Ginny: Well actually -
Harry: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! So your saying this guy is cooler than me?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Ginny: No Harry this boy is -
Harry: No! No! No! I am sorry! You have spewed filth in my presence! You are officially removed from my fan club!
Ron: DUN DUN DUN!
Ginny: I wasn't even in your fan club!
Harry: Don't be silly! Everyones in my fan club! Snape is! Even Voldemort is in it secretly!
Ginny: Woah...
Harry: Anyway I bet this guys Cedric! All the girls go around him when they're not admiring my scar or glasses!
Ginny: No Harry -
Harry: OI CEDRIC HUFFLEPUFF WIMP DIGGORY!
Cedric: Yes Harry?
Harry: YOU ARE STEALING MY FAN GIRLS! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Cedric: Sorry...
Harry: Sorry is not good enough! YOU WILL PAY!
Cedric: *Gulps*
Harry: NINJA AWESOMENESS ATTACK! *Chases Cedric*
Cedric: *Girly scream*
Ginny: *Facepalm...*