101 Useless Things No One Nee...

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Fact #101: What The-
Fact #100: Dream Ruined
Fact #99: False Fruit
Fact #98: Singin' The Blues
Fact #97: Sad Society
Fact #96: Viking Villains Wore Hair
Fact #95: Lick it
Fact #94: The Cup Is Half-Empty
Fact #93: Peace is War
Fact #92: Ooh La La
Fact #91: A 150 Years Later
Fact #90: Robot Apocalypse
Fact #89: Harry Potter Is Real!
Fact #88: Evil Egyptians!
Fact #87: Sea Over Pee
Fact #86: By Water or By Fire?
Fact #85: Beware The Wrath of The Toddler
Fact #84: Google Garfield
Fact #83: Snow White and the One Job
Fact #81: Ice Land
Fact #80: More Liars
Fact #79: Epilogue is the new Prologue
Fact #78: This Much Will Kill You
Fact #77: Wrod Tirkcs
Fact #76: Death by Numbers
Fact #75: Exercise!
Fact #74: Overpopulation....or not?
Fact #73: Deathly Dreaming
Fact #72: Nemo...is a GAL!
Fact #71: Lying is a Habit
Fact #70: Sniff it
Fact #69: An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
Fact #68: An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away pt. 2
Fact #67: Plutarians are Cold
Fact #66: Just For Lefties
Fact #65: Let Me Back Rub That
Fact #64: Birth=Death
Fact #63: Worldometer
Fact #62: Oxygen; + and -
Fact #61: Facts About You
Fact #60: Wall-E is Real
Fact #59: Hearts Aren't Hearts
Fact #58: Gumpoop
Fact #57: More Poop
Fact #56: Brainy Fact
Fact #55: French Royalty
Fact #54: Star-Spangled Banner
Fact #53: Match.com
Fact #52: Anagrams
Fact #51: Oprah Lied
Fact #50: Shakontas
Fact #49: Dreadful Disney Part 1
Fact #48: Dreadful Disney Pt 2
Fact #47: Dreadful Disney Pt 3
Fact #46: Alphabetical MADNESS!
Fact #45: Venus Madness!
Fact #44: BONE STONE
Fact #43: Be Back In A CM
Fact #42: Leap of Love
Fact #41: Fart Facts
Fact #40: Smile, Frown, Punch.
Fact #39: Split in Half
Fact #38: Suicidal Soccer
Fact #37: Suicidal Sleep
Fact #36: Fifty Snowqueens Icedragons Freed
Fact #35: Nintendo: A Novel
Fact #34: Orange or Orange?
Fact #33: Earman
Fact #32: Camelback
Fact #31: Old Oxford
Fact #30: Shipping, Swearing Sailors
Fact #29: French Wars
Fact #28: Green is Ice, but Ice is Green
Fact #27: Food Irony
Fact #26: Killed by Kindness
Fact #25: Found Nemo...Take Him Back!
Fact #24: Gunkeaters
Fact #23: Reign of the Garden Ornaments
Fact #22: Burnnn Pt. 1
Fact #21: Burnn pt. 2
Fact #20: Burrn pt. 3
Fact #19: Burrn pt. 4
Fact #18: More HP
Fact #17: You Can Never Escape
Fact #16: Hey there, Honey
Fact #15: Titanic Head Spin
Fact #14: Hm...
Fact #13: Hoover Wha?
Fact #12: What even?
Fact #11: The End and Start
Fact #10: Always 101
Fact #9: Three hearts and no love
Fact #8: Twinsies Through and Through
Fact #7: 1+1=1
Fact #6:Carorchestra
Fact #5: Rainin' Diamonds
Fact #4: Long Live the Ant?
Fact #3: Me Sa Banana
Fact #2: Shin-kicking
Fact #1: Hello, my name is-
Acknowledgements
Fact #0.5: Anyone want some leftover universe?
Fact #0: Happiest Facts Ever
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Fact #82: Life = Affordable

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So, I have no doubt that you've heard the saying that life is precious, and priceless.

Well....Not so true.

Your life can have numbers to them.

To insurance companies, your life is typically worth $50,000, so not all that much, right? So if treatment cost over 50K for a better life, say no, since your life isn't worth over 50K.

BUT, insurance companies value life, more than hitmen value life. An average gun for hire costs $13,000. And that's how much your life is worth to them.

If you SELL your body in parts, you'll make over $500,000, but...you'll be dead. That's how much a family receives for giving a life to the US military.

A single sperm is worth a $100, and an egg is worth $10,000. But you pay more for IVY league schools sperm.

The Department of Transportation puts a value on life as well. $9.1 million.

How do you value life?

Say in the comments below, vote for this chapter, and keep reading for more utterly useless facts of nonsense.

p.s. If you don't want to read all of them, you can skip to Fact #1, and then read through them all, if you like, which you will, because, duh, I wrote it.

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