Capricorn: Okay. So I knooooow we all just went to that party and crap but I feel like we should do drunk confessionz. Also, thank gdo for attocorrect
Virgo- You spelled god wrong!
Aries- Evn drnk u stilllllll a gramar nazziii
Virgo- Unlike you future delinquents, I was not drinking tonight.
Pisces: Bunch of lightweights. You remind me of bugs. Worthless. All of you.
Libra: WHY CANT WE BE FROINDS WHI CANT WE BE FRONDS
Aries- Heh... I luves yuo allllll!
Aquarius: I AM SO SORRY IM A TARRIBLE FRINED! I SHOULD HVAE NEEVER TAKN US 2 DAT PARTAE
Cancer- NOOOOOO, YOU SHOLDNT BT YOU DID ANNND... I FOGET...
Virgo- Would it kill you to use proper grammar?
Sagittarius: IMA SO DRUNK!
Libra: LOL
Capricorn: Hahahaha
Sagittarius: WAHT?
Scorpio: U WERE DRIBKING APPLE JUICE
Taurus- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gem- Thus is soooo sunful! Were all giung 2 hell!
Leo- OJAY!
Aquarius: I used my dad's money to buy a car for my ex-girlfriend! Hahahahaha I don't even knw y anymore
Gemini- One time... I woke up in a stranger's house... I don't know how I got there... but I think they were trying to kill me...
Scorpio: When I thought I was straight lol like forever ago I kissed Gemini
Pisces: WHAT?
Gem- SCORPIO!
Virgo- This is funny.
Libra: I KISSED PISCES' BROTHER PETER AND ADDED HIM TO THE CHAT!
Peter: Hey guys. Are you apart of Pisces' club?
Gem- IT'S A CULT, YOU DICKHEAD!
Cancer- Woah there, Gem. Calm down.
Pisces: Can I move in with one of you to avoid Peter? My mom and 'his' dad are out of town for a week or two. Let me escape!
Peter: That's not very nice. Mom said you would take some warming up to but this is hard.
Pisces: SHES NOT YOUR MOM
Aquarius: IS PETER PETER PAN? I MUST KNOW! I PROMISED SOME PERSON AT THE PARTY PIXIE DUST
Sagittarius: I'll make coffee. Meet at Pisces and Peter's place?
Peter: YUS BUT UNTIL THEN LETS CHAT MORE
Gem- NOBODY LIKES YOU, PETER!
Virgo- Drunk Gem is mean.
Capricorn: I WANNA RUN A COMPANY! I WANNA BUILD A COMPANY! I WANNA RULE THE WORLD! JOIN MY ARMY!
Aries- I WANNA JOIN YOUR ARMY! I WILL HELP YOU KILL EVERYONE!
Taurus- Idunno... how's the pay?
Capricorn: THE PAY IS LIFE!!!!!!!
Aquarius: I WANNA ARMY! LEO LETS START AN ARMY
Leo- DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN!?
Virgo- Shut up, Leo.
Leo- OKAY, BYE!
Aquarius: LEO GET BACK HERE! DONT LISTEN TO THE FAIR MAIDEN!
Capricorn: VIR! BE MY VALIANT GENERAL!
Libra: Ok..... But what if we don do war and go to another party?
Leo- I has a confession! When I first met you guys I mad a major crush on Capricorn!
Virgo- Okay. Fine.
Capricorn: SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL JOIN MY ARMY?
Leo- YES! I WILL JOIN YOUR ARMY AND BATTLE VIRGO FOR YOUR HEART!
Virgo- That is not going happen.
Leo- OKAY!
Capricorn: AM I A PART OF A LOVE TRIANGLE? TIME FOR MY CONFESSION! EVER SINCE I LEARNED SPANISH I HAVE BEEN ADDICTED TO TELENOVELAS! NOW IM IN ONE MWHAHAHAHA
Libra: WHO WILL DIE?
Peter: Hopefully not me
Gem: IF YOU DECLARE WAR AGAINST PETER'S FACE!
Taurus- Hehe... drunk confessions are funny...
Capricorn: BUTTFACE FARTBREATH PETER IS OUR ENEMY
Peter: ....... Taurus, what's your confession?
Taurus- My confession? I am an open book. You all know everything there is to know about me.
Aries- I HAVE A CONFESSION!
Virgo- You are gay. We all know.
Scorpio: HE IS? FINALLY!
Cancer- HAHAHAHAHAHA! MY CONFESSION! I hacked into Aries computer and found... nothing. He is so boring.
Aries- WHY ARE YOU HACKING MY COMPUTER!!
Cancer- Ehehe... I just changed his username in this chatroom.
FuzzyMcSqueakers- CANCER! I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT BACK!
Scorpio: Aries Fuzzy McSqueakers, will you do me the honors of being my husband?
Capricorn: TEENAGE WEDDING
FuzzyMcSqueakers- YES, I WILL! I LOVE YOU!
FuzzyMcSqueakers- NO! I AM NOT GAY! CANCER! GET OFF OF MY ACCOUNT!
Scorpio: IF YOUR NOT GAY WHAT WAS YOUR CONFESSION
Cancer- Wait... what is this file on your computer labeled 'Scorpio'??
FuzzyMcSqueakers- DO NOT LOOK AT THAT!
Taurus- SHUT UP, FUZZY! WHAT IS IT, CANCER!?
Scorpio: LET ME KNOOOOOOOOOOW
Cancer- It appears to be... ScorpioxAries fanfiction or as Aries calls it... 'Scaries!' Lame ship name, btw... and it is very graphic!!
Libra: So he's not gay. He's some other sexuality but it includes Scorpio
Cancer- There is also Caprigo fanfic in here... Dare I read?
Capricorn: ANY OTHERS? LIKE PISCIMI OR GEMSCES?
Peter: AM I WVER MENTIONED?
Cancer- ... This is starting to get creepy...
Gem- NOBODY LIKES YOU, PETER!!
Virgo- Hello? Who are you people?
Taurus- You okay, Virgo?
Virgo- I am Virgy's sister!!!
Leo- Virgy? Virgo has a sister!? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
Virgo- I am okidoki! Virgy is in the kitchen! If he was capable of loving someone, it would be you, Capricorn.
Leo- Seriously!? Virgo has a sister!? Since when!?
Cancer- Hahahaha! Fuzzy ships Lecorn!!
Leo- HELL YES!
Capricorn: Hey Millie. You sweet little bug. Tell Virgy that I have his wallet and am 'borrowing' money for coffee. I don't trust Sagi's coffee
Virgo- Fine. I don't care. Do any of you have a shovel and some spare time? I am going to kill the kid.
Taurus- VIRGY'S BACK!
Aries- AHA! I found out how to change my name back.
Capricorn: DONT KILL MILLIE! SHE IS THE ONLY BEARABLE KID IVE MET
Virgo- I hate her.
Leo- You hate everyone.
Scorpio: Capricorn least of all
Gem- Peter most of all. Because everyone hates him.
Peter: ;-;
Leo- Heheh, true.
Aries- So... this is getting boring...
Cancer- I am still reading your fanfics, FuzzyMcSqueakers.
Emma is slightly shipping Lecorn
And
Sky is calling every Aries 'Fuzzy McSqueakers'
Also vote on your favorite ship listed below
Scaries
Caprigo
Lecorn
Gemsces