Zodiac Chatroom

Talent Show

Capricorn: I can't believe my parents are making me be a host for the talent show. Someone please audition

Virgo- I would but I don't want to.

Sagittarius: I can do a magic act!

Pisces: Who are you going to saw in half?

Gemini- Me!!!

Capricorn: I'll have an EMT ready

Cancer- I'll tame a puppy. Hey, Puppy! Wanna help me out?

Pisces: Can't. I'm trying to convince the principal to let me do that ribbon thing. The one where you dance in the air holding on to ribbons. What's it called?

Aries- Being sexy!

Scorpio: Can I beat someone up with Karate for the talent show?

Capricorn: You can break a cinderblock. No people

Taurus- I want to see you break something!!

Scorpio: It'd be awesome!

Aries-Yes!!!

Scorpio: Guys, we should do a parkour/fight scene! Think about it. Doing flips and tricks and then having a fight.

Taurus- Yea, man!

Capricorn: Okay. So we have at least one interesting thing I can announce. For those of you who are talentless, will anybody co-host this with me?

Virgo- fine.

Capricorn: Thank you. I promise it won't be like last year with that nervous kid puking

Virgo- I refuse to clean any vomit. I will walk out of the school and never come back.

Sagittarius: I promise I won't barf this year

Gemini- Picses, we can't go! Must meet up with the rest of the cult that day!

Pisces: Don't you mean 'book club'?

Aquarius: .... How dumb do you think we are?

Capricorn: My sense of logic is telling me to refrain from answering that

Virgo- There are things wrong with you people.

Sagittarius: Thank you

Cancer- ... You guys are being boring. The one time I'm awake. I am going to sleep.

Libra: Goodnight

Sagittarius: Sleep tight

Pisces: Don't let the bed bugs

Scorpio: Bite

Aquarius: okay then...

Capricorn: -_- idiots

Gemini- We love you!

Leo- We'll miss you!

Aries- Could you not?

Virgo- Morons.

End of Talent Show

Emma is amazed at the amount of IQ points everyone has

Sky agrees... It is strange.