Confessions FuzzyMcSqueakers Teenage Weddings and Lecorn

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Capricorn: Okay. So I knooooow we all just went to that party and crap but I feel like we should do drunk confessionz. Also, thank gdo for attocorrect

Virgo- You spelled god wrong!

Aries- Evn drnk u stilllllll a gramar nazziii

Virgo- Unlike you future delinquents, I was not drinking tonight.

Pisces: Bunch of lightweights. You remind me of bugs. Worthless. All of you.

Libra: WHY CANT WE BE FROINDS WHI CANT WE BE FRONDS

Aries- Heh... I luves yuo allllll!

Aquarius: I AM SO SORRY IM A TARRIBLE FRINED! I SHOULD HVAE NEEVER TAKN US 2 DAT PARTAE

Cancer- NOOOOOO, YOU SHOLDNT BT YOU DID ANNND... I FOGET...

Virgo- Would it kill you to use proper grammar?

Sagittarius: IMA SO DRUNK!

Libra: LOL

Capricorn: Hahahaha

Sagittarius: WAHT?

Scorpio: U WERE DRIBKING APPLE JUICE

Taurus- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gem- Thus is soooo sunful! Were all giung 2 hell!

Leo- OJAY!

Aquarius: I used my dad's money to buy a car for my ex-girlfriend! Hahahahaha I don't even knw y anymore

Gemini- One time... I woke up in a stranger's house... I don't know how I got there... but I think they were trying to kill me...

Scorpio: When I thought I was straight lol like forever ago I kissed Gemini

Pisces: WHAT?

Gem- SCORPIO!

Virgo- This is funny.

Libra: I KISSED PISCES' BROTHER PETER AND ADDED HIM TO THE CHAT!

Peter: Hey guys. Are you apart of Pisces' club?

Gem- IT'S A CULT, YOU DICKHEAD!  

Cancer- Woah there, Gem. Calm down.

Pisces: Can I move in with one of you to avoid Peter? My mom and 'his' dad are out of town for a week or two. Let me escape!

Peter: That's not very nice. Mom said you would take some warming up to but this is hard.

Pisces: SHES NOT YOUR MOM

Aquarius: IS PETER PETER PAN? I MUST KNOW! I PROMISED SOME PERSON AT THE PARTY PIXIE DUST 

Sagittarius: I'll make coffee. Meet at Pisces and Peter's place?

Peter: YUS BUT UNTIL THEN LETS CHAT MORE

Gem- NOBODY LIKES YOU, PETER! 

Virgo- Drunk Gem is mean.

Capricorn: I WANNA RUN A COMPANY! I WANNA BUILD A COMPANY! I WANNA RULE THE WORLD! JOIN MY ARMY!

Aries- I WANNA JOIN YOUR ARMY! I WILL HELP YOU KILL EVERYONE!

Taurus- Idunno... how's the pay?

Capricorn: THE PAY IS LIFE!!!!!!!

Aquarius: I WANNA ARMY! LEO LETS START AN ARMY

Leo- DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN!?

Virgo- Shut up, Leo.

Leo- OKAY, BYE!

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