Hello lovelies! I know you all are probably super mad at me right now and I'm really sorry! Here's a little chapter to make it up for it. Though, it will be slightly different. Please enjoy! -Kittie [P.S Dedicated to AllytheTiger for suggesting this chapter, thank you! (:]
Me: okay everyone, gather around!
/All the pastas buzzing and probably groggy because it's 5 in the morning
/They all sit down in a circle and quiets down
Me: Alrighty! Good morn-
Jeff: Just get on with it!
Me: Well okay then Mr.Grumpy Pants.
Slenderman: Please Jeff, let the child finish.
Me: Thank you dear Slender!
/kissy faces
Hoodie: W-Why did you c-call us at 5 in t-t-the morning, Kittie ?
Me: Great! Finally someone asked!
/clears throat
Well, as you can see, or probably not, your girlfriends wanted to know what your thoughts are on them.
Jeff: I have a girlfriend?
Me: Jeff, please.
/Sighs and rolls eyes
Me: Okay! Now, let's start with ...
/Looking around the circle
/Grins and points at someone
Me: Masky! You start first boo! What are your thoughts on your lovely girlfriend?
Masky: Hm, well ..
/scratches head
/Ben snickers and laughs at him
Masky: Oh! She's really pretty and very intelligent. She's also a great cook and baker! Like that one time when we had a bake off which I lost...
/Everyone snickers
Masky: Anyways! I love her very much, even her flaws .. Or I don't even know if she has flaws. She's like so good at everything.
Me: That's so sweet Masky!
/Tears up a bit
/Mama's boy is all grown up now
Eyeless Jack: What a baby.
Me: Shut the hell up Jack. Okay, okay, now next on the list is...
/Drum roll please
Me: Dr.Smiley!
Dr.Smiley: Well then, first of all .. She's beautiful. The most beautiful woman in the world if I may say so myself. She loves our pet dog even if she didn't know I was going to get it... But she takes care of him like her own child so she is very loving and caring. She's just so lovely and nice and also-
Ben: Boo! Stop rambling and get on with it!
Dr.Smiley: Oh wow, how rude you little midget.
Ben: What did you just say you basta-
Me: Okay now, calm your horses-
Everyone: We don't have any horses!
Me: Oh my god, it was just an- Ugh, never mind. Well then Ben, looks like you're up next.
Ben: Fine. She's hot as hell and any man would fall for her but too bad she's taken and I'll break anyone's nose if they even touch her.
Me: What if I touched her?
Ben Drowned: Then I'll break your nose.
Me: You said any man. What do you think I am??
Ben: Stop being a smartass.
Me: Wow, okay, r00d.
/I'm going to touch you anyways
Me: Next up we have... Red!
Red: Me? Oh! It's my turn, hooray!
/everyone fake cheers
Red: Sheesh, you guys are tired as fuck. Okay, what I love about my girlfriend is that she is very cute! She literally looks like a troll when she walks around the house but a cute troll! She's so short and so cute! She's like this little puppy I saw on the streets yesterday! I asked her if I could bring the little guy home but she said no... I still brought him with me though.
Sonic.exe: What the fuck- Where did you keep it, man??
Red: In the basement.
Sonic.exe: Oh my god Red, you can't just lock a dog up in a basement! That's literally animal abuse.
Red: WHAT
Sonic.exe: You're in a big trouble.
/Sonic smirks as Red panics
Me: Well... I'd love to meet her someday Red. But you really should get the dog out of your basement. Okay, next on the list is Laughing Jack.
Laughing Jack: Oh goody! I think my girlfriend is just the most amazing person, she's very nice, when she's not on her period of course... But besides that she is very loveable ! She even let's me have lots of candies. But... She usually takes all the candies into our room and eat it by herself.
Me: Now that's one sweet pairing!
/laughs to myself
/everyone else groans
Ben Drowned: Oh my god I'm so bored... And sleepy.
/pulling Jeff's hair
Jeff: Stop that you midget.
Ben Drowned: Well fuck you too.
/pushes him roughly
/Jeff gets angry then pulls out his knife
/everyone else are chanting 'fight'
Slenderman: You two, please stop before anything goes out of hand.
Me: Hah! You guys are like toddlers, still fighting over something.
Jeff And Ben: Whatever.
/glaring at each other and author
Me: Damn, calm your hor-
Red: Still no horses.
Me: Okay smartass.
Slenderman: Language!
Me: Okay sorry...
/clears throat
Me: Now, next person on the list is .. E.J !
Eyeless Jack: Well okay... If you didn't know already, she's just super amazing. Like, amazingly amazing and beautiful too. She's the smartest person I know and loves me for who I am. Oh and did I mentioned she was amazing too ?
Everyone: /groans
Eyeless Jack: /smirks proudly and laughs
Me: Wow, I should get a boyfriend like you. Mind telling me where I can get one?
Jeff: Ew, no, Jack is lame.
Eyeless Jack: You're lame.
Jeff: You're lamer.
Eyeless Jack: Asshole.
Jeff: Douche bag.
Slenderman: Please, settle down everyone.
Me: Okay okay, guys calm down! Why are you all so grumpy anyways? It's not like-
Ben: Because it's fucking five in the morning.
Slenderman: Langu- Oh forget it. /wraps tendrils around Jeff's, Ben's and E.J's mouth
Me: Finally, some peace and quiet. Now, can we hear something about your girlfriend Slender?
Slenderman: Absolutely. My dear girlfriend is gorgeous and caring. She is very strong and her perspective is refreshing. She always brings out the best in me and I couldn't ask for anyone better than her. I love her to the moon and back.
Me: Aw Slendy, that's so sweet! You all are so sweet, where on Earth can I find boyfriends like you guys? Gosh.
Masky: Ew, that's kinda cheesy.
Slenderman: Well I-
Jeff: /bites Slender's tendril
Slenderman: Ouch! Jeffrey Woods, you're grounded.
Ben: Haha, what a little princess.
Jeff: Shut the fuck up you midget.
Ben: Come and make me.
/Ben smirks as Jeff tries to stab him
/Slender groans and stops them before anything goes out of hand for the millionth time
Me: Guys! You guys are such babies, now... How about we hear a little something from Liu?
Jeff: Liu, remember what I told you bro, you gotta face your fears and be a man.
Liu: But... I am a man.
/Liu raises his eyebrows
Jeff: No you're not. I have pictures of when we were kids. You were literally wearing a tutu.
/Liu starts to blush profusely and just grumbles
Liu: Whatever man!
/Liu rolls his eyes at Jeff and walks behind Hoodie, not wanting to walk next to Jeff
Me: Okay Jeff, it's not like he's entering the hunger games. So, stop scaring him!
/rolls eyes
Liu: I- SHE'S THE MOST PRETTIEST OUT OF EVERYONE'S GIRLFRIENDS SO YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY- Sully, No!
Jeff: Woo, go Liu! That's my brother right there!
Me: Okay, I think you've said it all Sully. So next up is...
/thinking for a bit before slapping Jeff's shoulder and pointing at someone
Me: You, Tobster!
Jeff: Oh my gosh, ouch, what the heck?!
Ticci Toby: Ugh, finally! You all are gonna listen to how awesome my girlfriend really is!
Liu: At least mine's pretty. Oh my gosh Sully, just shut up already.
Ticci Toby: /gasps dramatically
Ticci Toby: Are you calling my girlfriend ugly?? Liu, how could you! I loved you all this time and now you give me this shit?!
/he's being all dramatic now
/a little bit of boys love here guys!
/everyone else is siding with either Toby or Liu now except for Hoodie and Masky
/because we all know Masky has a soft spot for Hoodie ♡
/more yaoi!
Hoodie: P-Please stop f-fighting guys...
/Hoodie starts to whimper slightly and cowers behind Masky
Masky: It's okay Hoods, I got this!
/Masky goes in between Liu and Toby then giving each one of them a kiss on the lips
/Liu suddenly falls unconsious with a smile on his face
/because the kiss was too 'enchanting'
/Hoodie starts to run behind Masky again and hugs him from behind
Sonic.exe: Ew, that's gross man. /actually very jealous that he didn't get a kiss
Laughing Jack: Haha! Masky, I bet if you kissed me, it will be more sweeter!
Masky: No way, you're just trying to get kisses from me!
Hoodie: Y-Yeah... Please s-stop trying to kiss h-him.
Eyeless Jack: Aw, little baby Hoodie. I can come kiss you if Masky's gone kissing someone else!
Sonic.exe: Eww, that's gotta be grosser man!
Masky: Nobody's touching Hoodie, stay back!
Me: Okay guys! Nobody's kissing nobody! You all got your precious girlfriends to kiss so your lips are reserved just for them!
Slenderman: Wise words, child.
Me: Well thank you, Slender! Now, please give us a little thought of your girlfriend, Toby.
Ticci Toby: Okay, what I was going to say before I was so rudely interrupted is that my girlfriend is the most amazing person in the universe! She likes watching me train with my hatchets because she said that I look so good and... We end up making wild love. But that's none of your business!
Eyeless Jack: Woop, that's my boy!
Masky & Hoodie: Yuck.
Dr.Smiley: Yuck indeed.
Red: Cover your ears, my precious baby!
/Red runs to Silver and covers his ears
Silver: I-I'm not a k-kid anymore Red...
Red: Shh... Yes you are.
Laughing Jack: That's nasty!
Slenderman: We did not needed to know that, Toby.
Toby: Oh whatever, you guys are just jealous.
Sonic.exe: Gross man.
Jeff and Ben are laughing their asses off
Slenderman: /face palms and groans
Me: /laughing hysterically
Me: Okay, okay, now... Next up is Hoodie!
Hoodie: M-Me? Okay then...
/Hoodie takes in a deep breath before speaking
Hoodie: What I like about her the most is that she's very caring and sweet to me. She's really never mad at me ever... Except for that one time... But I don't want to talk about it. And she's very special to me.
/Hoodie finishes off with a small smile before turning to Masky
Masky: HE DIDN'T STUTTER
Dr.Smiley: /jaw drops
/practically everyone's jaws dropped
Masky: I'm so proud of you Hoodie!
Me: Yay for Hoodie!
Ben: What? It's not like he-
Masky: You say shit about him, I swear to satan Ben, you're gonna get it.
Ben: /gulps and laughs nervously then shakes his head
Me: Haha, oh my gosh, you go Masky! So next up is the beautiful, the flawless and the amazing... Jeff!
Jeff: Oh thank you, thank you everyone.
/waves at everyone while throwing kisses
/even though everyone is rolling their eyes and yawning at him
Jeff: So! You all know my beautiful girlfriend, Y/N. But I'm definitely more beautiful than her of course.
Me: Jeff. /slaps his shoulder
Jeff: Ouch! Okay... She's more beautiful than me and also a big sweetheart...
/a little blush forms on his cheeks as he speaks
Jeff: And she doesn't use my credit cards to buy girly stuff. Well, sometimes. Like on holidays. No, I'm just kidding she uses my credit cards everyday.
Eyeless Jack: Same man, same.
Red: Oh my gosh, me three.
Me: Okay that's enough! Well, there's only a few people left. So next up is Lost Silver!
Silver: O-Okay... I-I love my g-girlfriend b-because she is t-the best in everything. She n-never lets me down and also l-loves me and a-all m-my flaws. And I-I just l-love her so m-much.
Me: Aw Silver, that's very cute! And now last but not least is Sonic!
Sonic.exe: FINALLY! You guys are gonna drool about how amazing my girlfriend is, like she's more hotter than Ben's girlfriend-
Ben: WHAT
Sonic.exe: Yep.
Ben: That's not true at all.
Sonic.exe: That's the most truest thing I've said all week.
Ben: Quit being a jerk.
Sonic.exe: Quit being a baby.
Me: Okay boys! Please calm down! Now Sonic, please continue.
Sonic.exe: As I was saying, she's smart and amazing, the most amazing woman on this planet. Like, she's truly the best girlfriend I've ever had, all the others were only looking for attention but she's different and unique.
Me: That's just amazing Sonic! Now everyone's have had their say in this and you all can go back to bed now.
Ben: Oh my god, hell yes.
Jeff: THANK JESUS
Eyeless Jack: Thank Lucifer, I was so tired.
Slenderman: Right, go back to bed children.
Me: Well that's all for now! Please have a lovely day/night! And lots of love from me and all the boys!