Hello lovelies! I know you all are probably super mad at me right now and I'm really sorry! Here's a little chapter to make it up for it. Though, it will be slightly different. Please enjoy! -Kittie [P.S Dedicated to AllytheTiger for suggesting this chapter, thank you! (:]
Me: okay everyone, gather around!
/All the pastas buzzing and probably groggy because it's 5 in the morning
/They all sit down in a circle and quiets down
Me: Alrighty! Good morn-
Jeff: Just get on with it!
Me: Well okay then Mr.Grumpy Pants.
Slenderman: Please Jeff, let the child finish.
Me: Thank you dear Slender!
/kissy faces
Hoodie: W-Why did you c-call us at 5 in t-t-the morning, Kittie ?
Me: Great! Finally someone asked!
/clears throat
Well, as you can see, or probably not, your girlfriends wanted to know what your thoughts are on them.
Jeff: I have a girlfriend?
Me: Jeff, please.
/Sighs and rolls eyes
Me: Okay! Now, let's start with ...
/Looking around the circle
/Grins and points at someone
Me: Masky! You start first boo! What are your thoughts on your lovely girlfriend?
Masky: Hm, well ..
/scratches head
/Ben snickers and laughs at him
Masky: Oh! She's really pretty and very intelligent. She's also a great cook and baker! Like that one time when we had a bake off which I lost...
/Everyone snickers
Masky: Anyways! I love her very much, even her flaws .. Or I don't even know if she has flaws. She's like so good at everything.
Me: That's so sweet Masky!
/Tears up a bit
/Mama's boy is all grown up now
Eyeless Jack: What a baby.
Me: Shut the hell up Jack. Okay, okay, now next on the list is...
/Drum roll please
Me: Dr.Smiley!
Dr.Smiley: Well then, first of all .. She's beautiful. The most beautiful woman in the world if I may say so myself. She loves our pet dog even if she didn't know I was going to get it... But she takes care of him like her own child so she is very loving and caring. She's just so lovely and nice and also-
Ben: Boo! Stop rambling and get on with it!
Dr.Smiley: Oh wow, how rude you little midget.
Ben: What did you just say you basta-
Me: Okay now, calm your horses-
Everyone: We don't have any horses!
Me: Oh my god, it was just an- Ugh, never mind. Well then Ben, looks like you're up next.
Ben: Fine. She's hot as hell and any man would fall for her but too bad she's taken and I'll break anyone's nose if they even touch her.
Me: What if I touched her?
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FanfictionFirst of all, thank you for taking the time to read my fanfiction! You all are super amazing! This book includes: • Slenderman • Jeff The Killer • Ben Drowned • Eyeless Jack • Masky • Hoodie • Ticci Toby • Laughing Jack • Lost Silver • Glitchy Red •...
