Omegle | Cristiano Ronaldo

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"yeah, right. if you're cristiano ronaldo, i'm barack obama." ------- [She is a sarcastic fangirl and omegle... More

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1. That sounds very inappropriate
2. A nerdy habit of mine
3. Type in GarethIsHot
4. But I really am famous
5. So which famous person are you?
6. So, Cristiano is your bae?
7. You really like me
8. I missed you
9. Do not use that winky face
10. I'm beauty with brains
11. It's Cristiano Ronaldo
12. You make me so conflicted
14. Or you can just text me
15. gosh Isco, don't be so dense
16. "IHATEYOUCRISTIANO"
17. Who Gareth?
18. This was a bad idea
19. HOLY SHIT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?
20. so formal and courteous
21. This is his friend James
22. TELL HER YOU LIKE HER
23. Messy? Yes. Disorganised? Definitely.
24. your bitchy, gold-digger ex
25. The great love guru
26. Air India welcomes you aboard!
27. Is the short one your boyfriend?
28. MARRY ME, RAMOS!
29. Can I call you Zarry?
30. "She doesn't like broccoli?"
31. I JUST KILLED JAMES RODRIGUEZ
32. I want forever with you, Zarine.
33. What has Bollywood taught me?
34. Edit out the embarassing parts
35. You've got Sergio on your brain, Zarine.
36. It's just you, me and Cristiano's car
37. "You're scared of dogs?"
38. Sorry, Zarine, it was a mistake.
39. He left his credit card lying around!?
40. OHMYGOD HE'S GOING TO KISS ME
41. I pity you, Nacho boy.
42. What's under the sheets?
43. Gosh, the enemy is staring at me.
44. Such cheap wannabes
45. Ashley was right
46. Nothing is okay.
47. Whenever we are apart
48. If all else fails, use your face.
49. Got lie detectors in my head
50. Epilogue | I love you
Omegle Hunt | done
MARCH NEWS
INTERVIEW FOR HT, A SEQUEL? AND MORE
SEQUEL

13. You have a big ego

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[Note: The dialogues in italics are Gareth Bale's (just so you know and don't get confused).]

You: And the next second you say something

You: Like I'm "a breath of fresh air" to you

You: And that catches me off guard

You: Because I can never really understand you

You: Why are you so conflicting ugh

Stranger: You're

You: What?

Stranger: Interestingly attractive

Stranger: And at the moment I feel

You: What?

You: What do you feel?

You: Gah what happened?

You: You drive me crazy, you weirdo

Stranger has disconnected.

1 second later...

You both like garethishot.

You: Oh you're back after leaving me with that half-sentence

Stranger: Sorry

Stranger: Its just that my crazy roommate

You: You did it again

You: Stopped mid-sentence

Stranger: He's trying to grab the phone

Stranger: diufoefg;b

You: uh okay?

You: So...

You: Is he gone now?

You: Is it a she or a he?

You: This roommate of yours...girl or boy?

Stranger: Who is this?

You: Is this a joke?

Stranger: I didn't quite catch your name yet

You: Umm, are you okay?

Stranger: Look

Stranger: OH MY GOD

Stranger: That was my friend

Stranger: I'm so sorry

Stranger: I'll be back after I strangle him for this

You: Umm, what's happening

Stranger: Haha, I'm back

Stranger: Is this some kind of fanclub where you two fangirl over me?

Stranger: It is, right?

Stranger: Wowww XD

You: This is the friend right?

Stranger: Indeed

You: You have a big ego

You: Why would we fangirl over someone I don't even know

Stranger: But your interest is "garethishot"

You: What are you even

Stranger: HE'S GONE FINALLY

Stranger: I had to kick him out

Stranger: I'm so sorry for his behaviour

You: What did he mean by-?

Stranger: I got to go

Stranger: Bye :)

Stranger has disconnected.

[OMG GARETH IS HERE YAAAAAAAS. Hope you guys liked the update :)

Don't forget to VOTE AND COMMENT.]

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