Omegle | Cristiano Ronaldo

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"yeah, right. if you're cristiano ronaldo, i'm barack obama." ------- [She is a sarcastic fangirl and omegle... More

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1. That sounds very inappropriate
2. A nerdy habit of mine
3. Type in GarethIsHot
4. But I really am famous
5. So which famous person are you?
6. So, Cristiano is your bae?
7. You really like me
8. I missed you
9. Do not use that winky face
11. It's Cristiano Ronaldo
12. You make me so conflicted
13. You have a big ego
14. Or you can just text me
15. gosh Isco, don't be so dense
16. "IHATEYOUCRISTIANO"
17. Who Gareth?
18. This was a bad idea
19. HOLY SHIT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?
20. so formal and courteous
21. This is his friend James
22. TELL HER YOU LIKE HER
23. Messy? Yes. Disorganised? Definitely.
24. your bitchy, gold-digger ex
25. The great love guru
26. Air India welcomes you aboard!
27. Is the short one your boyfriend?
28. MARRY ME, RAMOS!
29. Can I call you Zarry?
30. "She doesn't like broccoli?"
31. I JUST KILLED JAMES RODRIGUEZ
32. I want forever with you, Zarine.
33. What has Bollywood taught me?
34. Edit out the embarassing parts
35. You've got Sergio on your brain, Zarine.
36. It's just you, me and Cristiano's car
37. "You're scared of dogs?"
38. Sorry, Zarine, it was a mistake.
39. He left his credit card lying around!?
40. OHMYGOD HE'S GOING TO KISS ME
41. I pity you, Nacho boy.
42. What's under the sheets?
43. Gosh, the enemy is staring at me.
44. Such cheap wannabes
45. Ashley was right
46. Nothing is okay.
47. Whenever we are apart
48. If all else fails, use your face.
49. Got lie detectors in my head
50. Epilogue | I love you
Omegle Hunt | done
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10. I'm beauty with brains

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You both like garethishot.

Stranger: Good morning, beautiful :)

You: Oh my god

You: Cristiano posted his broken iPhone's pic on Twitter

You: Can you believe it??

Stranger: I'm having a great morning thanks for asking -_-

You: Uff don't be so sarcastic

You: Fine, good morning, ugly :P

You: How are you?

Stranger: I was actually feeling pretty great until a weird stranger on omegle called me "ugly"

You: Haha I wonder who that weird stranger was

Stranger: Haha

You: Soooo

You: Cristiano broke his phone

Stranger: Uh so?

You: And so did youuuuu

You: Isn't that a coincidence?

Stranger: Lots of people break phones simultaneously

Stranger: Its the consumerist culture that makes breakable yet expensive phones

You: WHAT

You: WHEN DID YOU GET SO INTELLECTUAL!?

Stranger: I'm beauty with brains ;)

You: I hate that winky emoji I swear

Stranger: I know ;)

You: Don't use it

Stranger: I'll stop if you tell me your name ;)

You: No way, you're a Stranger

Stranger: Okay ;)

Stranger: Don't ;)

Stranger: Tell ;)

Stranger: Me ;)

You: STAHP

You: Its Zarine
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You: Say something

Stranger: Zarine

Stranger: Wow that's an unusual name

Stranger: I like it <3

You: Thanks

You: What's yours?

[Wow! We have become so quick with these updates XD

VOTE AND COMMENT PLEASE.]

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