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HenryMills: Guess who has fall break today and Monday? Me!!!
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RobinOfLocksley: What's fall break?
HenryMills: It means I don't have to go to school
ReginaMills: Oh, Henry, I forgot to tell you that you have a dentist appointment on Monday
HenryMills: Whyyyyyyy????
ReginaMills: You have to get two teeth pulled, remember?
HenryMills: BUT MOM IT'S MY FALL BREAK!!!
ReginaMills: Well I can't reschedule it because who knows what'll happen in the next few weeks. We could end up in Camelot again
HenryMills: That's okay, I'd rather end up in Camelot than go to the dentist
ReginaMills: No, I am not rescheduling your appointment
HenryMills: But I'm busy Monday!
ReginaMills: Doing what?
HenryMills: ...
HenryMills: Not having anything extracted from my body!
ReginaMills: Sorry
HenryMills: No you're not
ReginaMills: No, not really
HenryMills: You know how the dentist said my baby teeth aren't falling out because they love me too much?
ReginaMills: Yes
HenryMills: His definition of love is worse than Cora's
HenryMills: And she didn't have a heart!
QueenOfHearts: Love IS weakness
CaptainHook: Actually I think I agree with that
NealCassidy: Same
ReginaMills: Same
MissDarkSwan: Wait I thought I was the only one in Storybrooke who is a villain
MrLancelot: You and Arthur
ReginaMills: And Zelena
MissDarkSwan: My POINT is why do so many people here who are heroes think love is weakness?
ReginaMills: Because it is
CaptainHook: But it's also strength
NealCassidy: And sacrifice
AnnaOfArendelle: And an open door
MrGold: And everything in between
MissDarkSwan: That was beautiful
MissDarkSwan: Kill it with fire
ReginaMills: How do you kill words with fire?
ReginaMills: Don't set your phone on fire in retaliation please
MissDarkSwan: Don't be silly!
MissDarkSwan: I'm going to set YOUR phone on fire!!
ReginaMills: That's even worse!!
HenryMills: She deserves it for making me get teeth pulled during fall break!
MissDarkSwan: HENRY DANIEL MILLS
MissDarkSwan: I like the darkness in you
ReginaMills: Alright, Henry, tell you what
ReginaMills: Why don't we go get ice cream and then we can do whatever else you want?
HenryMills: Just the two of us?
ReginaMills: Yes. No Dark Swan, no Charmings, no fairytale villains, no citizens of Camelot, no Robin or Roland
HenryMills: Are you sure?
ReginaMills: Positive
HenryMills: Okay
ReginaMills: Come downstairs and we'll leave
MissDarkSwan: Imma go get some ICE CREAM!!!
MissDarkSwan: 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦
SnowWhite: Come on, Emma
MissDarkSwan: Ugh fine I'll just make some tacos instead
MissDarkSwan: Anyone want to join 😏😏
MissDarkSwan: And by 'anyone,' I mean Killian
CaptainHook: Do I WANT to? Yes. Am I actually GOING TO?
CaptainHook: ................
CaptainHook: No
MissDarkSwan: 😢😢😢
MissDarkSwan: Fine then
MissDarkSwan: I have guests over anyways
MrGold: What's your definition of the word 'guests'?
BraveMerida: Because it's wrong
MissDarkSwan: I like to use the term loosely to make it sound like I have friends
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND
MissDarkSwan: Sorry, I don't associate with people who have had green skin before
WickedWitchOfTheWest: That is racist!!
MissDarkSwan: Against which race? The Wicked Witches?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yes!!!
MissDarkSwan: All of the rest of them are just actresses who wore makeup. YOU are the only one who had real green skin
WickedWitchOfTheWest: IT'S RACIST AGAINST THE SLITHEEN!!!
MissDarkSwan: Good
RobinOfLocksley: You do realize you just called yourself a Slitheen, right?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'd expect that from Reginaor Emma, but not you!
RobinOfLocksley: I'm covering for Regina while she's with Henry
WickedWitchOfTheWest: The fact that 1. That does surprise me and 2. You knew exactly what she would say
SnowWhite: oUTLAW QUEEN 💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💗💞💗💞💗💞💗💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💗💖💗💕💞💓💗💖💘💗💕💓💖💗💓💗💓💗💕💖💓💖💓💕💕💗💞💖💖💕💞💗💓💗💓💖💕💗💞💘
RobinOfLocksley: Stop with the heart emojis
RobinOfLocksley: And the shipping
SnowWhite: You know her sO WELL
RobinOfLocksley: I give up
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Author's note: So I, like Henry, have fall break today and Monday. And also like Henry, I have to get two teeth pulled on Monday because they refuse to fall out. I'll try to update at least once tomorrow and Sunday, but I don't know how I'll feel afterwards on Monday, so I might not update.