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Chapter 2- Princi Poop!!
“Uhh…your hair is freakin awesome! Who’s your hairdresser? I want bleached hair too” Crap! I just realised what I said.
“Uhh…I mean. Oooh! Where’d you get your shoes from?!” I tried to cover my mistake up…but by the look on his face, it didn’t work.
“You must be the new girl?”
“The new bad girl” I corrected grinning. “Oh and you got some poop on your shoes”
He looked down at shoes.
I laughed and sang. “Haha!! Made you look, made you stare, made you lose your underwear…if you got any on”
He growled. Growled?! Werewolf?!
“Who’s your alpha?” I asked crossing my arms.
“Mason Thor”
I grinned. I’m not gonna say anything now; I wanna see his reaction later. Wait! I got a name for him! Princi Poop! I’m such a good name maker; remember last year when I gave Zane the nickname of Dad…so good! I’m a genius! Evil genius…
“Him?! He’s stinky!” I said scrunching my nose up.
“My office now” he growled.
“Why? Cos I called him stinky? You can’t send me in your office cos of that?!” I argued.
He growled. “It started with bleached hair now move it Missy”
“My name is Roxy, Missy is the name of Anna’s best friend in ‘One night with the prince’” I corrected grinning but walking.
He groaned. “What are you on about, girl?”
I grinned even wider. I’m gonna call Mason when we reach his office, his reaction is gonna be priceless!!
“So, do I have detention or summit?” I asked him.
“Yes, yes you do” He spoke like Ferb from ‘Phineas & Ferb’ On Disney Channel.
“Cool, when?”
“This Saturday and the one after that”
“What about the next, next one? I’m not doin anything on that…I’m free!”
“You’re askin for a detention?”
“Is your hair white?”
“You got that detention”
“Awesome!” I said grinning.
We reached the office and I stood by the door, opening it for him.
“Ladies first” I spoke letting him in.
He gave me a dirty look and carried on walking.
Raven stared at me amused and with a questioning look. “You’re back! What’d you do?”
“I thought he had bleached hair” I said shrugging.
She laughed.
“Roxy!! Inside my office now!” yelled the principal.
“Well, I best be off. Princi Poop needs me” I said walking into his office, I heard her laugh before I shut the door.
“You missy…”
I cut him off. “Roxy, I told you. Missy is Anna’s best friend, so is Danny”
He growled. “Raven!! Get the girl’s application form!!”
{Mason! Principal’s office now! Help me!} I screamed through the mind link.
The door burst in revealing a very worried and concerned Mason with a confused and curious Raven behind.
{Now…just stand there} I told him.
{What the hell did you do?!} He asked closing the door.
{Just, whatever!}
“Mason? I mean…Alpha Thor” greeted Princi Poop, standing up. He shot me a glare.
“Sit” said Mason acting all ‘high’ with authority and stuff. You’ve probably noticed that my vocabulary has improved.
Blame Mason.
Princi Poop sat down.
“Is she in trouble?” Mason asked.
“Yes she is” replied Poop. “She called you stinky”
Mason sighed. “She’s like that, she means no harm”
“You know her?” Princi Poop asked surprised.
I tried my best to hide my grin; I can’t wait to see his reaction, it’s gonna be priceless!!
“Yeah, she’s my mate. Your alpha female” replied Mason.
I looked up playing with my lip ring, tryna hide my grin.
Poop’s eyes widened. “What?!”
“I’m Mason’s mate, didn’t I mention that?” I asked innocently.
He glared at me.
{Mason, he’s giving me a dirty look at me}
“Show some respect to your Alpha Female and never look at her directly in the eye!!” Mason growled standing infront of me.
Poop looked down and apologised.
“On second thought, I’m quite busy on the weekends…with Mase. Some next time, yeah?” I said leading Mase out the room grinning.
Raven looked at me really amused. “I’m Raven” I already knew that, thanks to her name tag thingy ma-bob.
“I’m Roxy, and this is my mate Mase” I replied. She’s a werewolf, obviously! Psh! Like I would really tell a human!
She grinned while we walked out and into the hall.
“Phew!” I said wiping a fake bead of sweat from my forehead.
Mason stared at me with his eyebrow raised. “Busy with Mase?” he asked smirking.
I grinned and winked at him. “You know it…now what time is it?”
He chuckled. “We got break”
“Awesome! After break is…free period, what’ve you got?”
“My schedule is the same as yours, I made sure of that”
I grinned. “We can so take advantage! Never get in trouble!”
“Rox…?”
“Yeah”
“You’re so bad”
I grinned and stuck my tongue out at him.
**
It was break! Yess!! Finally!! I decided to have a snack, but I ended up scarfing down my lunch. I had 5 slices of pineapple and ham pizza!! Mmm!! I love pineapple on pizza! It rocks!! I don’t eat peperoni anymore because Haden told me that it’s made outta horses!! And I love horses, so nope!! Never. Eating. That. Again. I’m not even gonna say it!!
“I’m bored” I groaned putting my head on Mason’s chest.
He wrapped his arms around me. “You’re always bored”
“Actually I wasn’t when I was messing with Princi Poop”
“Who’s that?”
“The principal, it’s obvious!”
“You mess with lots of people every day and give them stupid nicknames, how am I supposed to know?!”
I pulled my head out from his chest and raised my eyebrow.
I put my eyebrow back down and shrugged. “Yeah, you’re probably right but hey! My nicknames are awesome!! I’m the best nickname maker you’ll ever know!!”
“You’re the only nickname maker I know” he mumbled.
I grinned. “But I’m the best”
“Actually, they’re not that great”
I gasped and smacked Mase on the side of his head.
“Hey!”
“Take it back!”
“No”
“Take it back” I said through gritted teeth.
“No”
“Take it back”
“No”
I gasped loudly. “I got an idea!!”
**
“Really Rox?” Mason, Haden, Vince and Eric stared at me with disbelief.
“Yup I’m serious” I said grinning, not looking very serious but I am.
“Well, I’ve never looked better” said Haden putting his hairnet on.
“Nope, you haven’t bro” I replied grinning.
Haden started to laugh and I clapped my hand over his mouth. “Ssh! Be quiet! They might hear”
I pulled my hand away and grinned.
“Ok, do I have to wear a hairnet though?” asked Eric.
“Yup, you need to be in uniform” I replied.
“They’re gonna know we’re students” Vince pointed out.
“Think positively and no they’re not! Now, put this on” I said handing them an apron.
“Rox…really?” Mason asked still in disbelief.
“Oi! Believe it! Now put it on and the stinky hairnet and then get your ass following my ass in the kitchen!”
Mason smirked and put the apron on. I rolled my eyes and put my hands on my hips. “Now follow after me, act high and mighty. Don’t blow it by goofing off, this is an awesome plan and it will work! Now who’s with me?!”
“Uhh…” was their reply.
I groaned. “I said…WHO’S WITH ME?!”
“I thought you said they were gonna hear us” said Haden.
I rolled my eyes. “Just follow me!!” I mumbled the last part. “Idiots”
So, the dumb ones will probably be wondering…’what’s going on?!’
The smart ones will probably be thinking…’Roxy! You’re so awesome and clever. So devious! You’re such a good nickname maker and you are just absolutely awesome! You are the best person in the world and I love your plans! You’re so cool and super awesome!’
Anyways, I’ll explain for the dumb ones who have noo idea what’s going on.
We’re lunch ladies for the day, well lunch…men and lady.
We were wearing big white lab coats that we ‘borrowed’ from the science department with nets that you buy apples in. I think we can pull this off; the only problem was that our nets were red, whereas the normal nets are black. Oh well! Worth a try…if it doesn’t work well, Mase is the alpha and we can get away with it! But, they can’t really tell us off for walking into the kitchen dressed like a lunch lady, but we could get in trouble for stealing the lab coats, I mean borrowing them…Nah! Actually stealing, lab coats are cool so I’m gonna keep one. Could come in handy someday, you’ll never know…just in case.
I pushed open the flappy doors but didn’t hold it for the rest, I realised that after Haden yelled. “Ow!”
I grinned and held my head high, acting all high and mighty.
The lunch ladies stared at us wide-eyed and then…did the weirdest and most stupid thing ever.
They bowed!!
Uhh…am I missing something?!
“Oh great ones, we are honoured to have you in our kitchen” spoke a lunch lady.
My guys’ mouths were ajar and I tried my best not to laugh.
{Play along} I told Mason.
“We have come…to kick you out. Many complaints have been passed throughout this school about hygiene and most importantly, quality in food” spoke Mason, obviously with his long words.
They gasped in horror.
Uhh…
“Hand in your nets and leave!” Eric ordered.
They handed Haden and Vince they’re uniform and stuff and left mumbling to themselves.
I bit my lip to hold in my laughter. As soon as I couldn’t hear them or smell them, I laughed.
“Oh…gr-great ones!!” I laughed.
“Honoured!” laughed Vince.
“Let’s get to work” Mase said winking.
I grinned. “Dumpsters in the back”
**
Cos we’re so awesome, well I’m awesome because I came up with the idea and the smart people admitted it by thinking about it and the dumb ones should now know about it.
Anyways…we gave teachers dumpster food and the kid’s yummy food. The reasons cos kids deserve awesome food & teachers deserve dumpster food, no offence teaches, but mostly cos I wanna see their faces.
“Make that garbage look like a fillet” I said to Haden smacking a ladle on my hand, walking around like Agatha Trunchbull from Matilda, ever read it? Matilda by the Great Roald Dahl? Well, if you haven’t then I totally recommend it!!
“Grab ice-cream, cupcakes, muffins, chocolate, cookies and lots of other insanely awesome food and put it on this table” I said to Eric, he smirked and nodded.
“Done, they’re in the oven” said Haden wiping a bead of sweat from his forehead and it was not fake.
“Rub your sweat on top of the fillets” I told Haden. He groaned and went to get them.
“Mase put the milkshake in the fridge. Warm milkshakes suck” I said.
He nodded and did as he was told.
It’s so cool that I get to order Mase around like that, he’s so…naïve, so vulnerable…so, hot in an apron.
**
I walked over to the oven after Haden had finished and grinned at the burnt garbage fillets.
“You did an awesome job Hade” I said grinning while turning the heat off.
Hade smirked. “What can I say?! I was born to cook!”
I grinned at him and placed the garbage fillets on plates.
“Decorate the plates with salad, but don’t wash it. And add some special sauce thing and add lots of vinegar” I ordered Vince and Eric.
They nodded and got to work.
“We need a lunch ladies number…” I said looking into a space.
“I’ll check the lockers” said Mase. He came back with a number. I called it.
“Hello?” spoke a woman; I think it’s a lunch lady.
I grinned. “I am a senior lunch lady. I am one of those people who fired you from the kitchen at Bolton High” I spoke with authority.
“Oh” she replied. “I respect your decision, oh great one”
I tried holding in my laughter by biting Mason’s finger.
“Ow!” he yelled.
“What was that?” she asked.
I slapped Mason’s head and replied. “It was a student slipping on the ground, don’t you put hazard signs up!! Oh dear!” I faked the next part. “Hold on dear! Please go get the nurse”
“I’m sorry Great one; our staff is a bit lazy”
“A bit?! That boy could’ve gotten seriously hurt!!”
“I’m sorry”
I grinned. “We need you at the kitchen pronto!”
“Uhh…” she trailed off.
Mase shook his head and grabbed the phone off of me. “We want to know where the staffroom is, we made exceptional food for the teachers, up to their standard” He winked at me and I returned a grin.
“Um, ok. We serve them in the staffrooms which is on Room 303” she answered.
“Ok” replied Mase.
“Good after…” she was saying.
But Mason cut her off by ending the call.
I grinned at him deviously and he smirked back.
I am so awesome!!
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