I Bet I Would

By profundity

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[COMPLETED] I Bet I Would is a story of moving on, chasing dreams, making friendships, falling in love all ov... More

Chapter 1: Girlfriend Radar
Chapter 2: New Beginnings
Chapter 3: Probably Bromancing Somewhere
Chapter 4: She's the Girl that No One Ever Knows... Yet.
Chapter 5: Misplacements
Chapter 6: Relieved
Chapter 7: Do the Harlem Shake
Chapter 8: Or So I Thought
Chapter 9: The Bet
Chapter 10: Damaged
Chapter 11: Never Again
Chapter 12: Sunday School
Chapter 13: How Dare You Canada!
Chapter 14: May the Best Man Win
Chapter 15: The 90's Kid
Chapter 16: Of Beauty and Embarrassment
Chapter 17: Like the Boss that I Am
Chapter 18: Stalker
Chapter 19: Chat Me Up
Chapter 20: Be My It Girl
Chapter 21: Hide Imperfections
Chapter 22: Paulene Over Space Cakes
Chapter 23: Ice Cream
Chapter 24: Then and Now
Chapter 25: Fed Up
Chapter 26: Not in the Mood
Chapter 27: Get a Grip
Chapter 28: Bipolarity
Chapter 29: Out of Desperation
Chapter 30: Drive Me Home
Chapter 31: Definitely, Maybe
Chapter 32: Ferb
Chapter 34: Let's Go Campfire
Chapter 35: At Walmart
Chapter 36: Bloody Mary Woods
Chapter 37: Nothing, Just Wondering
Chapter 38: Getting Intimate
Chapter 39: Home Bound
Chapter 40: The Predator and the Prey
Chapter 41: The All Ashton Reject
Chapter 42: For Mother Nature
Chapter 43: Do Something
Chapter 44: Jumping Into Conclusions
Chapter 45: Weird
Chapter 46: Get Your Sh*t Straight
Chapter 47: Do You Mind?
Chapter 48: Play Fair
Chapter 49: Swinging
Chapter 50: Affected
Chapter 51: Like Fireworks
CBY AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT: profundity
Chapter 52: New Chapters of Life
Chapter 53: Worries
Chapter 54: The Uninvited Guest
Chapter 55: Let the Games Begin
Chapter 56: Go
Chapter 57: Sapphire
Chapter 58: No More Blueberry Pies
Chapter 59: Taking Chances
Chapter 60: Open the Door
Chapter 61: Fly, Shrimp, Fly!
Chapter 62: The Knight, Her Prince
Chapter 63: You Sure?
Chapter 64: Meaningless Highlights
Chapter 65: Undo
Chapter 66: This Can't Be
Chapter 67: Asthma Attack
Chapter 68: Boundaries
Chapter 69: Make Her Your Girlfriend
Chapter 70: It Was the Perfume
Chapter 71: All Swimsuits Are Skimpy
Chapter 72: In Too Deep
Chapter 73: Let Me Love You
Chapter 74: How On Earth?
Chapter 75: Run More, Never Turn Back
Chapter 76: Pray
Chapter 77: At AE106
Chapter 78: You Got My Heart So Fat
Chapter 79: Time Will Tell
Chapter 80: Inspiration
Chapter 81: Best Friend
Chapter 82: The Otaku Who Loves Belgian Waffles
Chapter 83: The Guy on the Sidelines
Chapter 84: Carrie, Roll the Dice
Important Author's Note
Chapter 85: The Alpha of the Pack
Chapter 86: Jealous
POLL: Who Do You Want For Paulene?
Chapter 87: Green Apples and Italian Lemons Combined
Chapter 88: Stop
Chapter 89: No More Secrets
Chapter 90: The Cold Treatment
Chapter 91: Congratulations!
Chapter 92: Bound to Happen
Chapter 93: For the Boys
Chapter 94: The Only Choice
Author's Friend's Note
Chapter 95: Merry Christmas!
Epilogue

Chapter 33: Heineken VS Budweiser

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By profundity

PAULENE

"And the sixth, is when you admit that you may have messed up a little. ♪"

"No, no, there ain't no help, it's every man for himself. ♪ ♫ "

"You're going through six degrees of separation. ♪ "

"No, no, there ain't no help, it's every man for himself. ♫ "

"Woah, oh.  ♪"

"Horace should sing more lines than just 'No, no, there ain't no help, it's every man for himself," Krista commented before clapping her hands as the band's music fades in the background.

"Horace can start his own band and be the lead vocals if he wishes. But, I must say that his voice and Ashton's blend very well," Franz added.

"I'm just glad that the song's over." I heaved out a sigh and drank the last of my fruit punch.

It annoys me how the song makes me think of Josh. The lyrics kind of hit hard.

But, did I really mess up a little? 

Maybe not just a little.

But, I tried my best.

And then I left. 

Josh may be right.

We would probably still be together if I didn't leave.

Maybe Josh didn't really have a choice but to get over me. Long distance relationships are bound to fail.

I was the reason why it didn't work out.

"Want beer?" Franz asked, holding out two beers in each of his hand. He motioned me to pick one, a Heineken on his left and a Budweiser on the other.

"You already know that I don't drink beer." I rolled my eyes at him.

"Yuck. Heineken sucks," Krista said to Franz while making a sour face. "Try the Budweiser, Pau. It's smoother, sweeter, and doesn't have that smell Heineken has."

"Haven't tasted beer like ever?!" Franz asked me with a bewildered expression on his face, ignoring Krista.

I just nodded.

He turned the unopened bottle of Budweiser upside down with the bottle cap facing the table. He expertly used the cap of the Budweiser to open the bottle of Heineken. He then put down the bottle of Budweiser on the table and in front of Krista as he handed me the Heineken.

"Heineken has a fuller mouth-feel. It is thicker and creamier. This should be your first beer." He winked.

I took the beer from Franz.

Krista let out a sigh.

She used the already removed cap of Heineken to open the bottle of Budweiser.

Seriously. Where did they learn these tricks?

I look at my sister as she chugs the beer. I can't help but be amazed at how random she could get and how bipolar she could be.

She's really nice and she drinks beer.

She is against pre-marital sex but does not mind courting temptation by making out with Horace.

Is she telling the truth when she told me that she's still a virgin? 

I scoff at the thought.

I closed my eyes as I held the bottle's mouth closer to my lips.

"Don't smell it!" Krista shrieked. 

Too late, Krista. I take in the pungent aroma.

I closed my eyes. I feel my body warming up. It's bitter. Realizing how bitter it is, I started choking and coughing. 

I heard claps. I opened my eyes. They're all watery now, but, I can still see Ashton and his band already here, cheering along with Krista and Franz. 

I put down the bottle. I can't believe I emptied almost half of it. 

I've only tried wine and the ladies' drink Ashton made me drink last time. Beer is the worst I've tasted so far.

"Who drinks this thing?!" I cried out.

FRANZ

We all burst out laughing at what Paulene just said.

I feel so triumphant! 

I was able to convince her to drink beer. Now she will remember me everytime she recalls her first time drinking beer.

Somehow, she's like a kid. 

I really hope this kid does not turn down my invitation tonight.

I slipped a hand inside my back pocket, trying to check if the tickets are still there. 

--

Thanks to everyone who greeted me on my birthday! :') Wattpad is a really nice place.

I hope you liked Ferb! <3

After two days of hiatus, I'm back with a new chapter!  Enjoy this one! :D

This chapter is dedicated to l1ve_l0ve_laugh, author of Bad Boys Can't be Tamed, who made GTBIL a really cute, witty banner found at the Multimedia section! Haha! Who is this question mark guy? Franz? Ashton? I know you'd hate me for even including this, but could it be Josh? :P 

Next chapter coming up! ;) 

PS. Song at Multimedia too! But, you heard this song already in Chapter 29! :D Don't jump read so you can enjoy the book! ;)

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