He is not Nick Bostrom ( the guy in the video ) This is another smart guy saying that the notion of Artifical Intelligence becoming super smart and taking over is quite real. The Picture is Cyber Plumb we like the notion of science fiction cosmetics.
A/N You know want? it's OK to start here! Let's face it sometimes you just want to cut to the chase. We all do, sometimes.
Part 2 has more plot, much more romance and fewer jokes (sorry). The joke machine has been on the blink lately - it started producing similes like 'dropping faster than dropping a peanut covered dolphin from a hot air balloon'. don't worry we've called the repair man. It should be fixed soon
Just in case you want to catch up. RK + Reb.
PREVIOUSLY ON I'M A CYBORGS PET
Hi, my name is Jenny Banks. What do you need to know about me? Well, I'm a 19 year old college girl. I've been captured by robots during a robot apocalypse. Robots and cyborgs now run the world helped by a few human collaborators which we call col-labs (boo hiss). I was fairly average, to begin with, but the robots operated on me big time and force me to have this super chic sexy body. Believe me, I wasn't happy about it. Not only that, we (slaves) are forced to walk around in these degradingly tight clothes which are literally made on us by clothes printers for our masters' pleasure. To top it all off the girl slaves have heavy makeup printed on them to make them all look the same.
If this was any other employer I would have walked out by now. Unfortunately, all the slaves wear a 'smart collar' which has a computer embedded in it. The collar can induce pain sensations to control you and has the power to explode if you try to take it off. It also tracks every where you go and can stop you leaving your master's house if it wants. The collar also records everything you say and do with a dinky camera recording everything (Richard Snowden would be proud). All slaves are being spied on constantly by a monitoring system called prism. This will automatically punish us for using certain key words like escape, or human ( official term slave-to-be). It can also speak to you via a voice called Cortona and using a button you can speak to it and make simple requests. This explains why I have taken a slightly more leisurely Shawshank redemption approach to escape ( which I still really want).
What I don't know is the school has been experimenting on me with subliminal messages which seem to have had no effect but I haven't noticed either.
My slave ID is 5642 which I'm supposed to use as my new name (it's on my collar). It was the last 4 digits of my loyalty card. I've just spent 6 weeks in slave training school. Where I met my new friends Kayla and Joe. Some computer error has resulted in the robots thinking Joe is a girl so he got the same slave girl treatment as I did. He and Kayla are now in a 'its complicated relationship' except the machines control all relationship assignments so they can't do much more than hold hands.
All three of us have been sold to a mysterious cyborg recluse known as Lord Rockwood. He's supposedly a super strict master who's hobby seems to be making slaves obey his every whim. We might be there to feed his blood habit. You should know that at this point all supercomputers ( and super cyborgs) use human blood to power themselves. So they like to make regular withdrawals from the blood bank (us) or we might be there for entertainment value. Lord Rockwood was very fussy about what he buys so I suspect it is for the latter.
What else would be helpful? I'm curious about the mystery of how the robots./AI managed to overcome the safety systems the humans put in place on them. In theory, they're not allowed to hurt people but some how did. On the slightly embarrassing front, I've never actually 'done it' with a boy before, which given that my robot assigned career/vocation as sex slave might be a hinderance. On the plus side I got very high marks on my sex slave paper test at slave school which I hope will help (what do you think?).
Kayla, Joe and my self are currently being delivered by Amazon prime to our new Masters house in Washington 2.0. The robots new super global capital. That's it all my messing with the fourth wall is over. If you sit quietly and vote lots then people might not guess you've drifted in late after the plot has started.
Ssssh it's starting.