Stranger: What is a bae?
You: You don't know what's bae?
Stranger: Is it a popular word?
You: Omg you seriously don't know what bae means?
You: HAHAHAHAH XD
You: Which rock have you been living under?
Stranger: Now you're making me feel like it's a crime to not know what this "bae" means!
You: It's a huge crime okay?
You: A huge monstrous crime.
Stranger: Hold on.
Stranger: According to google "Bae means "poop" in Danish and to add insult to injury, it means "bye" in Icelandic"
Stranger: So are you saying Ronaldo is poop or are you saying good bye to him? o_O
Stranger: Are you a Messi fan?
Stranger: Its okay if you are :/
You: WHAT!
You: MESSI? NOOOO
You: ARE YOU EFFING CRAZY?
You: YOU CAN HAVE MESSI IF YOU WANT
You: I LOVE CRISTIANO RONALDO DOS SANTOS AVEIRO
You: HE'S MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY BAE
You: For your info, google isn't always right
You: "Bae" is short for "babe" or "before anyone else"
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Ohhhkayy :D
Stranger: So, Cristiano is your bae? o_O
You: Yes :D <3
Stranger: Wow, you really like him.
Stranger: Have you ever met him?
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