[SDMN] Texts

By chilichile

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What do the Sidemen's texts look like? This book is random and silly 😜 More

Yo
Grocery Shopping
Emonica
NO SLEEP
Simon likes JB
Shahada
Birthday Boy!
Waffles
Names
Thank You! (A/N)
Netflix and Chill?
Block Boy and Bullies
Snowy Nude
When you try your best
Part 2: Tattle Tale
Fish fish fish
SO GÅY
Very drunk in "love"
WOAH ITS 2017
Da(e)d
Gang ting time
Guess what ship im writing about!
1000DEGREE LYRIC PRANK GONE SEXUAL CHALLENGE
INTRUDER!!!
The Name Game
>meow<
At da club
SDMN Dramaaa parody
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 2
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 3
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 4
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 5
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 6
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 7
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 8
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 9
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 10
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 11
Dramaaa Parody ENDING
silly bitch

Josh is jelly

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By chilichile

This one was requested by the one and only ZerkaaBae  It's a minizerk one so enjoy! This is long holy fudge!

Simon 2 Josh+JJ and Harry

[Minibae]
Baaaaaaaaabe

[Joshy]
Yeeeeeeeeees?

[Minibae]
Watcha doing?

[Joshy]
The usual, edits and stuff.

Why....

[Minibae]
No reason i just wanted to talk

[Joshy]
Oh, I thought this was going somewhere else.

[Minibae]
hahaha

Unless....

[McJiddly]
HEY GUYS

[Minibae]
Jiddeeee can you not?

[McJiddly]
what were u sexting?

[Minibae]
no!

[Joshy]
What can we not have a conversation in peace?

[McJiddly]
You guys know i like to interrupt things at awkward times

[Joshy]
Fine. What do you want?

[McJiddly]
Simon remember how you were carrying Harry on my snapchat story?
(I made that up)

[Minibae]
yeah?

[McJiddly]
Everyone screenshot it and r freaking out about it

Including me

[Minibae]
freaking out as in?

[McJiddly]
minishaw

[Minibae]
Cool story bro.

[Joshy]
Your point is? Minishaw isn't even real.

[McJiddly]
i know its not but its still cute. I ship it.

[Joshy]
Do you not think me and Simon are a cute couple?

[McJiddly]
you r but i think Simon and Harry would b even cuter

[Minibae]
oh come on JJ

[McJiddly]
Remember when Harry kissed u in your thorpe park vlog?

[Minibae]
Yes and it was gross

[McJiddly]
U seemed so gast about it and then you two hugged

Thats y i ship it

Plus u two are always messing around

[Joshy]
😒

[McJiddly]
Aww is Josh jealous?

[Minibae]
JJ u know me and Harry r just friends. its minizerk not minishaw

[Joshy]
No it's okay Simon. Why would I be jealous? I'm the one who's dating you anyways not Harry.

[McJiddly]
Not that I think u guys shouldn't b dating but i think it should be the other way around

I still support u two

but i still like minishaw

better

its really cute

[Joshy]
Okay bye.

[Minibae]
Goddammit JJ!

[McJiddly]
What?!

[Minibae]
😑

I just wanted a nice conversation with Josh and u just ruined it

thanks

[McJiddly]
Jeez sorry

[Wrotoebeg]
sup guys what did i miss?

what happened?

[Minibae]
JJ happened

[Wrotoebeg]
oh no what did he do?

[Minibae]
JJ wouldn't stop talking about how much cuter minishaw is over me and Josh

[McJiddly]
I was just messin around. I said I was sorry.

[Minibae]
Tell that to Josh not me

[McJiddly]
okay brb

[Wrotoebeg]
Josh isnt mad at me is he?

[Minibae]
no just JJ

[Wrotoebeg]
should i just go then

[Minibae]
uhhh for now yeah I'll talk to u later

[Wrotoebeg]
k see u later

[Minibae]
JJ u still there?

[Joshy]
No he's gone now. He apologised and I forgave him. JJ was just being JJ.

[Minibae]
Thats good. Where were we again? Oh yeah

Unless...

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