A man died & went to hell. There
he found out that there is a
different
hell for each country and decides
he"ll pick the least
painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell &
asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first they put you in
an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails
for another hour. Then the
German devil comes in and whips
you for the rest of the day".
The man does not like the sound
of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well
as the Russian hell and many
more. He discovers that they
are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Kenyan
hell and finds that there is a
long queue of people waiting to get
in...Amazed, he asks, "What
do they do here?" He is told
"first they put you in an electric
chair for an hour, then they lay
you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Kenyan devil
comes in & whips you
for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as
all the other hells, why are
there so many people waiting to
get in?" asks the man. A concerned
fellow calls him aside
and said, "Because there is
never any electricity so the
electric chair doesn"t work.
The nails were paid for but were
never supplied by the contractor, so
the bed is
comfortable to sleep on. And the
Kenyan devil used to be a civil
servant, so he comes in, signs
his time sheet and goes back
home for other
business!!" ................. IT PAYS TO
BE KENYAN