Omegle | Cristiano Ronaldo

By cristiano-

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"yeah, right. if you're cristiano ronaldo, i'm barack obama." ------- [She is a sarcastic fangirl and omegle... More

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1. That sounds very inappropriate
2. A nerdy habit of mine
3. Type in GarethIsHot
5. So which famous person are you?
6. So, Cristiano is your bae?
7. You really like me
8. I missed you
9. Do not use that winky face
10. I'm beauty with brains
11. It's Cristiano Ronaldo
12. You make me so conflicted
13. You have a big ego
14. Or you can just text me
15. gosh Isco, don't be so dense
16. "IHATEYOUCRISTIANO"
17. Who Gareth?
18. This was a bad idea
19. HOLY SHIT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?
20. so formal and courteous
21. This is his friend James
22. TELL HER YOU LIKE HER
23. Messy? Yes. Disorganised? Definitely.
24. your bitchy, gold-digger ex
25. The great love guru
26. Air India welcomes you aboard!
27. Is the short one your boyfriend?
28. MARRY ME, RAMOS!
29. Can I call you Zarry?
30. "She doesn't like broccoli?"
31. I JUST KILLED JAMES RODRIGUEZ
32. I want forever with you, Zarine.
33. What has Bollywood taught me?
34. Edit out the embarassing parts
35. You've got Sergio on your brain, Zarine.
36. It's just you, me and Cristiano's car
37. "You're scared of dogs?"
38. Sorry, Zarine, it was a mistake.
39. He left his credit card lying around!?
40. OHMYGOD HE'S GOING TO KISS ME
41. I pity you, Nacho boy.
42. What's under the sheets?
43. Gosh, the enemy is staring at me.
44. Such cheap wannabes
45. Ashley was right
46. Nothing is okay.
47. Whenever we are apart
48. If all else fails, use your face.
49. Got lie detectors in my head
50. Epilogue | I love you
Omegle Hunt | done
MARCH NEWS
INTERVIEW FOR HT, A SEQUEL? AND MORE
SEQUEL

4. But I really am famous

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By cristiano-

You both like garethishot and bored.

Stranger: HEYYYY! :D

You: Hi

Stranger: I can't believe we met again.

You: Me neither.

Stranger: C'mon, I know you're excited too.

You: You know wrong then.

Stranger: If you didn't want to talk to me again, why would you put garethishot as your interest? :P

You: Maybe I just wanted to ask why you find Gareth hot...

Stranger: I'm talking about Gareth Bale :D

You: Yeah, I figured that much from your previous codeword.

Stranger: You do know who Gareth Bale is, right?

You: Of course.

Stranger: Then, don't you find him hot?

You: Of course I find him hot.

You: I just wanted to know how you a guy admits to finding him hot

You: Sorryyyy

You: I'm so sorry.

You: I just didn't realize before

You: I have absolutely no problem with gay people.

Stranger: Me neither

You: To everyone his own life

Stranger: But I'm not gay.

You: Gosh, then what?

You: You're a girl, right?

You: I knew it!

Stranger: I'm straight and I'm a guy.

You: Oh me too.

You: Straight, I mean.

You: I am straight and a girl.

Stranger: Haha yeah, I figured >.>

You: I still don't know why you chose garethishot

Stranger: Well, he is kinda hot

Stranger: He's actually right here. You wanny say hi?

You: Hahaha yeah sure why not?

Stranger: You don't believe me???

You: Well duh

You: You're lying

You: You are, right?

You: Of course, you are.

Stranger: Why would I lie?

You: Because this is omegle.

You: Everyone lies and pretends to be somebody famous.

Stranger: But I really am famous lol


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