Kinser: ...Why is everyone gay?
Foster: McDonald's looks depressed and no one can handle my dark jokes *rages*
Torii: ...WHY THE FUCK IS THE ARMY SO WEAK NOW?! WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE PT TEST SO EVERYONE CAN PASS?! THE POINT OF THE PT TEST IS TO FILTER OUT THE WEAKLINGS RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AND WTF IS "BE ALL YOU CAN BE?" WHAT HAPPENED TO "ARMY STRONG?!" *screams*
Kadena: Damn. This place really did modernize
White Beach: Pollution...*sighs*
Bonus:
Fort Gregg-Adams: We're still pretty much conservative down here.
Torii and Kinser: *suddenly become hillbillies*
Joint Base Lewis McChord: DEENA!!!!!!
Kadena: LOUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Both: *aggressively fly planes*
Mayport: How are the waves in Okinawa, White Beach?
White Beach: Pretty. W A V E S