MTaD and TGbtS ✨️B R A I N R...

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Since I'm safekeeping MTaD and TGbtS from the purge, I decided to make a one-shot book! They can be non-canon... More

🇯🇵Rules and Requests 🇰🇵
Interview with Joseon
MTaD-The Bitter Reality
Incorrect Quotes
Interview: What Is Your Theme Song?
Sussy Baka Incorrect Quotes
POV: You're Crying
POV: You Went Back in Time
All Ships So Far
Joseon and the Kids Jump the Hell Out of IJ
Arkhangelsk Oblast
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The Bases Go Back to America and Their Reactions
How They Text (Only the MCs) + Their Usernames
OFFICIAL TGbtS WEDDING FITS
Incorrect Quotes Galore
Y E S

Oblast Podcast

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Moskva: Okay, why the fuck is Arkhangelsk not part of the crew? Her name is literally "archangel!"

Arkhangelsk: I JUST CUT TREES!

Moskva: AND YAKUTSK IS A FISHER

Arkhangelsk: THAT DOESN'T MATTER!

Moskva: WHY DID THE AUTHOR GIVE YOU WINGS AND A TREE-THEMED HALO IF YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO BE A MAJOR CHARACTER?!

Arkhangelsk: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

Moskva: *sigh* Now, we must invite the author here

Potato: Heyo!

Moskva: Okay, why are you writing stupid things like this podcast instead of writing a chapter?

Potato: ...

Moskva: Answer me

Potato: I know exactly what I want to write for TGbtS, but my motivation isn't there

Moskva: Very vaguely, can you tell us what happens?

Potato: Vaguely...

Moskva: Go on!

Potato: Okay, so far, the chapters give these vibes:

WOW! OCEAN!

Me existential crisis. help

THIS IS MY BOY BEST FRIEND!

I'm an annoying little sister

Sister thinks I have issues

THIS IS WHAT A SOUL IS!

Wow! Sushi!

SNEK BATTLE

Mental hospital go brrrrrr

OH NO! TRAUMA!

I'm fReEEEEeeEeEe

Oh, hello there, America!

FUCKING HELL NAW!

North is mad and wants to commit stabby stab

I LOVE YOU, BUT SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY HAS ME

FLaShbAcK

Okay, I'm okay now

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

OMG THEY KISSED

YAYYYYYY BROTHER IS GETTING MARRIED

More trauma

Emo and sad.

South is crying

OH FUCK, NORTH IS CRYING

Okay, I have hope now

CHINA LORE

I love China

*sniff sniff* I can't live without you

A Q U A R I U M

(and now, the parts yet to be published as of May 3, 2024)

Yay! I'm 17 now!

You hate America? Me too

Ukraine cares about his sister? Wild

W E D D I N G    D A Y   :D

Yay! I'm no longer possessed!

I'm so HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY- OH SHIT!


Okinawa: Wait...WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OH SHIT" COMRADE POTATO?!

Potato:  :3

Okinawa: I hate you

Potato: After I finish Shattered Glass, I'll fix the problem :3

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