IJ x Joseon: Toxic bitch x the one who's actually trying to keep a stable family dynamic
Are they good parents?
IJ: HELL NO
Joseon: Well, besides abandoning her kids by commiting suicide, yes
Russia x North Korea or ChoRus: Misfit in Europe x misfit in Asia
Would they be good parents?
Russia: Yes
North Korea: H E T R I E D
Okinawa x Australia or Aussinawa: Sea snake x desert snake
Would they be good parents?
They're snake parents. >:D ...but yes
Japan x Italy (Implied): Know-it-all x clueless goofball
Would they be good parents?
Japan: Accidentaly emotionally abusive (blame IJ)
Italy: Tries, but accidentally put a child in the dryer