baddies of the BAU😻
thong wearer; 🥸 = victorias baby daddy
victoria; bitch i've told u to stop calling him my baby daddy...
victoria: that's my GIRLFRIEND.
lover boy: I'm not a girl though..
victoria: oh lover
victoria: you might never get my jokes but i still love you
lover boy: Right...
victoria: ARE YOU NOT GONNA SAY IT BACK??? HELLO??? IM GONNA BREAK UO W U
victoria: actually no
victoria: i'm gonna throw u in a ditch and light u on fire. 😘
thong wearer: ALL BC HE DIDNT SYA GE LOVED YOU BACK?
elle: YOU GO GIRL!
garcia: we will help you raise those kids like we are the dads. 💁♀️
elle: OH YEAH WE WILL PENNY.
victoria: OKAY BET
milf: i will help you light him on fire 🔥
milf eater: and i will roll him into the ditch 😁
dilf: Okay, here's what we are going to do. Ladies you're not lighting Reid on fire. Reid say that you love Victoria back before she actually throws you in a ditch. Pregnant women are insanely scary and will do anything they say. That's why we will always listen to the two pregnant ladies on our team.
victoria: hell yeah someone bring me chick fil a before i burn the whole fbi building down. 😍
milf: ooo i want some too😇
lover boy: Tell me what you guys want.
victoria: guys he came and kissed me and said he loved me so we are okay now!🥰🥰🥰🥰
4 hours later
garcia: i'm done w crystals someone hand me a gun.
victoria: penny penny penny
victoria: why don't you come over and see my cats oh and camden your like his bsf
garcia: OMG SETTING DOWN THE CRYSTALS AND THE GUN OMW
thong wearer: WHY DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVW A GUN?
garcia: VICKY GOT A DOG🥰
garcia: SHES SO CUTE
thong wearer: wait that's why you have a gun
elle: DEREK NO GO GET THE GUN FROM GET APT DUMBASS
milf eater: PENELOPE SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET A GUN?
victoria: she put her phone on silent
victoria: she's playing w camden and my new dog and all my cats and let's hope she's not playing w the stove bc i smell something burning
30 minutes later
victoria: plot twist it was one of my thirty candles burning
victoria: pro tip don't leave candles nesr windows with curtains
milf eater: absolutely no one had candles near their windows w curtains vicky
elle: actually i did...