it was gonna happen eventually.
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Home Alone but Robots [Fnaf×MCDreams]
dreams!Box: DIAMOND, IS THAT WEED!??
fnaf!Diamond: no, this is-
dreams!Box: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
dreams!Box push some buttons on Lefty.
from Lefty's microphone: 911, what's your emergency?
fnaf!Box: ... wtf??
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dreams!Nether: so if it's any wonder, why people are scared of technology.
dreams!Nether, shoving a Baby head into fnaf!Diamond's face: TECHNOLOGY!!
fnaf!Diamond: aaAAAH-
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dreams!Sam: the moment where you went into a room and forgot why you went in t-
the Robots: jumps him.
dreams!Sam, in his head: oh right, I'm being chased by murderous robots!!!
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Child of the Universe [Origins SMP]
Box: opens his front door.
The owls: immediate owl noises, growing increasingly louder by the second.
Box, unfazed: throws seeds at them.
The owls: immediately calms down.
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Rinzler, 'calmly': watch your profanity >:/
(this applies to every Rinzler ngl)
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Box: is there anything better then Murder?
Box: yes, a really good Book.
piano solo.
(also applies to every origins/vav!Box)
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Box, owl form: if you ever want to be a Human, you gotta Be a human!
Box: human form pops into existence.
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music go brrr.
Box, singing: bring the beet in~!
The owls: ANYTHING FOR YOU ELDER-
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Butterz: SCREAMING AND RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE.
The owls: right behind Him.
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an Owl's Journey [OriginsSMP×LotB]
Box, first getting thrown in LotB: aaa...
Box, having to deal with the Hunters: aaaaa...
Box, having to deal with The Reset: aaaAAAAAAAAAA-
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CC/Sam, the Balancers, & the Dimensional Children: dunking on eachother like hell on earth.
Box: .. can i have a steak?
CC/Sam: beating everyone's ass.
Box: can i please have a steak?
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Box, to his Voices: it's another month, my dudes.
Box, staring up at the shattered sky:
... aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Ember: i don't need friends, they disappoint me.
poses.
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Reincarnation of the Past [OriginsSMP×UniteSMP]
Box: do you ever, like. wake up, or uh, do- do something and you're like.. what the frick is going on?
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Unite!Butterz: ayo, cut the music.
Unite!Butterz: someone left an ice cube on the ground and now my socks are wet,
Unite!Butterz, pulling out the golden pickaxe: who the Fuck wanna die?
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Snas: Smack cam!
Unite!Nether, taking out a sword: BITCH, I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH AH TELL YOU THAT-
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origins!Butterz: how's it feel to be the worse friend ever?
Unite!Butterz: Shut Up, your Mother buys you Mega Blocks instead of Legos.
origins!Butterz: you take that back-
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Box: i don't know what y'all-
origins!Snas: waves around the cursed axe like it's nothing.
Box, having immediate flashbacks: AAAAAAAA- STOP-
Unite!Butterz: BITCH STOOP-
Unite!Nether: AAAAAAAAA-
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Unite!Nether: inhales, son of a-
origins!Rinzler: watch your language.
Unite!Nether: -ffffuuunnn...
origins!Rinzler: hmm, you're close.
Unite!Nether, gaining a new will: .. frick.
origins!Rinzler: don't, test me.
Unite!Nether: ... shoot dangit.
origins!Rinzler: oh my god.
Unite!Nether, grinning: .... Ass.
origins!Rinzler: immediate attack.
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Cemetery [Unite SMP]
Butterz, to Lava: What the Fuck in Up, Lava? No, what did you say? What the Fuck, dude!? Step the Fuck, Up!
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Lava: oh hey, thanks for checking in! I'm 🎶still a piece of garbage🎶
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Box: so basically, what i'm thinking is-
Lava fuckin' kills him and his necklace goes very wonky.
Box, barely holding onto his sanity:
.. ah Frick, i can't believe you've done this.
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Box: how do you know what's good for me!?
Butterz: that's mY OPINION!!
Box:
Nether:
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Butterz just doing voodoo magic stuff.
Box: falls through Butterz roof.
Butterz:
Box:
Butterz: hey Box.
Box: hey Butterz.
Box: ... that hurt.
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Box: Butterz look, it's the good items!
Butterz: .. this is a vision teller tent, how good could it be?
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Our Execution [Unite SMP]
Box, at the beginning: i do love working here, it's just. we all have a lot of laughs, heh.
Box, after Butterz's death: FRICK OFF NYTREE, I'M NOT GIVING YOU YOUR FUNKIN' REPORT-
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Snas: BOO!
Box: !!-.. stoop, i'm gonna drop the body!
Snas: ... the What
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Box: so you were hanging out with Lava yesterday.
Nytree: Box- it's not what it looks like-
Box: i won't hesitate, fucking shoots him.
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Box, refering to Nether who's covered in bread: hey, look at the buns on that guy.
Sam: this is the comedy police, the joke's too funny!
Box, only hearing "police": i'm nOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-
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More cursed items! Yay!! [Unite SMP]
Box: okay, i can do this.
mere seconds later.
TScott, walking in: .. are you okay?
Box, missing his left hand: CALL BUTTERZ-
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Nether, deadpan: iridocyclitis.
Lava: immediately wheezes his lungs out.
Nether: ...I, R,-
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Split, to all the cursed people: when will you learn!? when will you learn!?!
Split, shaking Lava: thAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?!??
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Butterz: we all die. you either kill yourself or get killed.
Box: whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do?
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Nether: welcome to Physics :]
Box: messes with something and it immediately go Boom.
Nether: AAAAAAAAA- HOLY MOTHER-
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Butterz: there's only one thing worse then a Murderer, puts down sign, Boom!
Box, gasping: a Mess!
Butterz: no-
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Butterz: now, what do you tell yourself when you get impulses to throw yourself off a bridge?
Box: ... yeet.
Butterz: no.
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Abandon All Hope [LotB]
CB: merry chrirmass!
CB, to Ox : it's christmarn.
Ox, playing along: merry christar
CB: merry christer :)
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CB, pointing at Notch: you are my da~dad!
CB: you're my dad! bogebogeboge!!
(he remembered some of Balance's memories, don't mind the guy.)
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Dread: screaming and running away.
Creator Energy(Balance):
>//query: why_are_you_running
>//restate.query: why_are_you_running
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Ox: hey, i'm aroace.
CB, who is also aroace: ...i thought you were a creator?
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Jeb: you ever wanna talk about your emotions, CB?
CB: no..
Ox: i do.
Jeb: i know, Ox.
Ox: i'm sad.
Jeb: i know.
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REVERTED [LotB×BO]
Psychotic: i have all this power at my fingertips..
BO!Dinnerbone: heeeyyy
Abe: bursts out in hysterical laughter.
BO!Dinnerbone: what's upp, it's us :))
Psychotic: stOP-
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Psychotic: you said you'll be on some, spiritual retreat!
Lava: mhm :]
Psychotic: and you're supposed to not exist!
BO!Balance: .. i got better?
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Lava: we didn't Ask for you to show up!
UnknowDemon: i didn't want to show up!
EntityBrine: i was sleeping.
Lava & UnknownDemon: We Know.
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BO!Nether: let me have the, piano noises, of somebody's heart~
LotB!Nether: shut the, piano slam, **** up~
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BO!Under: what? you aren't coming to my tea party!?!
BO!Under: BALANCE, I MADE BISCUITS!!-
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BO!Balance: Nether, get out off the roof.
LotB!Nether: you're not my dad!
BO!Balance: Get Off of the Roof, I Am Your Dad.
LotB!Nether: you're not my dad!
BO!Balance: i Am your dad, Get Out Of The-
LotB!Nether: i am on a Roof and you're not!
they continue like that for awhile while Lava films this, laughing. it gets sent to the group chat immediately afterwards.
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LotB!everyone, during the revertion: just a typical Balancer mission :')
BO!Creators: shows up.
LotB!everyone: SCREAMS.
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Blue guy, not knowing how this happened:
... what is going on on this fine day?
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Sheep to the Slaughter [BO]
Lava: let's play, who's infected?
Over: is it me?
Nether: er, me?
End: .. him.
Equality, infected with Dequality: dammed souls of the underworld noises.
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Lava: i should've left you in the machine where you were standing.
Balance: .. but you didn't :)
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Lava, to Balance: ugh, i have no friends..
Box: aham, what am i? a roach?
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Lava: i thought you were babe.. turns out, you're just fam.
Balance, confused: ... bro??
Lava: peaces out and logs off.
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Box's Avatar, to the Balancers:
BoxcarAssassin: yall ugly
Box's Avatar: ceases to exist.
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Lava: gesturing to air.
The Balancers: concerned watching.
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takes place where Box is revealed to be alive.
Box: ... did you do some dumb stuff?
Lava: hell yeaah.
Box: did you get us BOTH in trouble?
Lava: heell yeaah..
Box: .. am i still helping cuz you're my best friend?
Lava: FUCK YEAAAAAH
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Lava: hey, want this steak, fools?
throws in steak and all of them immediately start going rabid after it.
Lava: OH GOSH- CUT IT OUT, CUT IT OUT!!
The Balancers: stops immediately.
Lava: i just wanted to know if you all wanted steak.. my god...
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ah'll make more when ah find more that fits these guys. beep bop, brain go brrr
yeah it's, waay past my bedtime. i need this out of my head tho, so. yeah.
enjoy, hopefully.
(1364 words)