total drama fuckers
gwen: just finished mockingjay part one and i am destroyed
noah: you're a bit late to the fandom
cody: WHATEVER we accept everyone 😊
duncan: do we though?
leshawna: what the fuck duncan you've never even watched/read the hunger games
courtney: i made him and he said he 'didn't like it' but he's lying
duncan: it's so boring like seriously its so dumb i hate it so much
trent: why do you text like a woman
alejandro: fam i wanna do a hunger games stimulator
heather: honestly the hunger games is like total drama 2.0 but with more killing
justin: I'LL SET IT UP
cody: what's a hunger games stimulator??
noah: us in the hunger games
cody: WAIT WHAT
heather: cody we put our names in a stimulator and it plays out the whole entire hunger games it doesn't actually involve killing people
cody: ohhh okay
noah: i read a fanfiction that said the gap in your teeth must signify the gap in your brain and i think thats true
cody: your rude
noah: *you're
gwen: justin you are taking forever
justin: i have to import photos for the tributes or else you have an ugly character photo
trent: justin you shouldnt say things like that
justin: they are lowkey ugly
trent: even if i thought so i wouldnt say so
courtney: sound of music core!! i can quote the whole musical script
duncan: wild
courtney: ALRIGHT BET
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coco ❤
noah
hi
cody
hi there
why are you priv msging me?
noah
courtney's quoting sound of music rmb
i dont wanna be there
cody
ohhh okay
noah
yep
do you wanna come over tn
anyway i love you sm
cody
i love you too
also yes ofc 🥰🥰
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total drama fuckers
courtney: the religious life is no place for the pious
courtney: you mean pretentiously pioused sister berthe
duncan: MAKE IT STOP
justin: I FINSIHED
justin: as much as i love sound of music courtney please shut up
courtney: :(
duncan: bro you made court sad that aint cool justin you wildin
justin: whatever im finished anyway lemme screen share
gwen: why does your profile picture look so ethereal and the rest of ours look so fucky
alejandro: especially me, why did you have to get the confessional one from allstars i was literally faking my injury
heather: yeah nobody liked you for that
duncan: leshawna im gonna find you for grabbing my backpack
leshawna: fuck you
geoff: BRIDGETTE ALMOST KILLS WHO??
bridgette: ITS JUST A STIMULATOR GEOFF
geoff: IM STILL ALIVE THOUGH, WOW, BRIDGETTE I TRUSTED YOU
bridgette: GEOFF 😭😭😭
noah: "noah dashes into the forest to avoid the bloodbath" bad choice bud
cody: TYLER ALMOST KILLED ME
trent: thats unrealistic because tyler would probably die first anyway
tyler: HEY THATS RUDE
lindsay: owen gets scared of me :(( no its okay owen! you can have the food and supplies :)
owen: aw thanks linds! you're the best
gwen: they dont realize its a stimulator but aww friendships
eva: "izzy scares eva away from the cornucopia" 100% accurate
izzy: YOU SHOULD ALL RUN FROM ME 😼😼😼😼😼
justin: BAHAHAH SADIE KILLED SIERRA
dj: and me though :( its okay!
cody: aww dj
justin: GUYS HELP I ACCIDENTALLY NAMED CHEF CHRIS AGAIN
courtney: WHYS CHEF IN THIS AND CHRIS TOO
geoff: the more the merrier
alejandro: we raid duncans base hahahahahahahha
heather: take that
duncan: jesus christ
bridgette: me after sleeping to reduce stress
noah: me after escaping poison fog 😍😍
cody: me after hiding in a bush bc i am scared and terrified
lindsay: me and owen after making an alliance!!
owen: woohooo!!
eva: WDYM I DIED
eva: HOW DID I DIE
eva: EZEKIEL IS EVEN IN THE GAME HOWD I DIE BEFORE HIM
justin: its not that deep
duncan: HELP I SCARE NOAH OFF INTO THE DISTANCE
trent: yo why did i die already
noah: fuck you duncan
courtney: sadie on a killing spree she killed chris my goodness
gwen: chef thinks about his family and starts crying
gwen: boohoo :(
heather: HEATHER TENDS TO GWENS WHAT
heather: THIS IS UNREALISTIC I WOULD LEAVE YOU TO DIE
noah: why are me and duncan and cody making an alliance, i would definitely make one with cody but duncan?? no
duncan: i wouldnt either
harold: why
harold: i killed linseed
lindsay: noooo :(
harold: all because she attacked ezekiel
cody: CHEF AND SADIE CUDDLING??? 😭😭 JUSTIN WHAT IS THIS
gwen: HEATHER AND GWEN WORK TOGETHER FOR THE DAY??? NO
heather: GET AWAY FROM ME BEFORE YOU INFECT ME WITH COVID 20 OR SOMETHING
cody: oops i killed tyler
tyler: come on bro i was js hiding in a bush...
lindsay: we can be together now taylor!!
alejandro: alejandro tends to heathers wounds 😘
heather: whatever. its better than gwen at least.
noah: duncan noah cody and ezekiel joke with each other
cody: 🙄
justin: BETH KILLED ME AND KATIE WTFFF
justin: bitch
beth: its just a stimulation i wouldnt do that irl 🤗
justin: fuckin liar
alejandro: I DIE FROM LACK OF SUBSTANCE? GOSH THATS A STUPID WAY TO DIE
trent: DONT SAY THAT THATS RUDE
heather: STIMULATOR STOP MAKING ME BEST FRIENDS WITH GWEN UGH
cody: noah chases cody 😋 u want me fr
gwen: level of delusion is so high rn
noah: i want to kill you dumbass
justin: sadie and chef make an alliance 😏
duncan: surprised neither of them have come online and defended themselves
courtney: i forgot i died anyways lets finish quoting the whole som script!
gwen: do it in priv chat to duncan please
courtney: okay
duncan: NO
leshawna: leshawna gwen and heather have a deep discussion (i hope we're leaving heather out)
heather: LIKE I CARE??
noah: stop me cody and ezekiel killed harold
harold: legends never die
justin: CHEF KILLED SADIE
alejandro: didnt they have an alliance
heather: gosh i know right
heather: theres a yellow stain on my shirt tf
heather: i fall asleep to the sound of people screaming 😍
gwen: I WALK OVER A LAND MINE?
heather: FINALLY YOU'RE DEAD
leshawna: BITCH
trent: ladies take this to the private chat we're trying to finish this thing here
cody: how am i still alive
noah: biased ass stimulator
cody: i killed ezekiel 🎀
heather: heather sees leshawna and lets her pass? seriously my in game character is not accurate at all
leshawna: 🙄
cody: why am i on a killing spree, good night beth she's dead now
heather: LESHAWNA AND I BOTH DIED?
leshawna: SERIOUSLY
heather: I SHOULDVE LIVED
alejandro: its ok mi amor
justin: now its boring bc theres like 5 people left
noah: how am i still alive wtf
noah: oh my bad i committed suicide
cody: WHAT NO
cody: its literally me duncan and chef 💀
gwen: HELP YOU AND DUNCAN HOLD HANDS AND CRY
cody: its bc im imagining hes noah
noah: as you should
trent: and there goes chef
cody: DUNCAN KILLS ME WITH A BEAR TRAP?
alejandro: DUNCAN WINS??
duncan: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
a/n
cbf to write the whole thing so here's the link: https://simublast.com/hunger-games-simulator/load/6619f32d3a541/
hope this works idk